veggie vamps š„¦
vampires who try to ethically source blood, to varying degrees of success
created by jordynreads
last updated November, 2025
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veggie vamps is actually so cute š
omg are we about to fight over whether a tomato is a fruit or vegetable
(I just want peace)
(Iāll change the emoji omg šš)
Itās a fruit (I want war)
and youād be correct šāāļø
š«“š¼šš i pass the tomato kingdom unto thee, i am entering retirement (the only kind i'll ever know)
hotter take - it's both š
(I used to be team fruit but honestly fruit is a botanical and culinary category while vegetable is only a culinary category, so botaically it is a fruit but culinarily it is a vegetable if that makes sense hahaha)
i need to look into this botanical category you speak of!!
this is half made up hahaha but a fruit is a seed pod right? and then veges are like,,, leaf, fruit, root, random edible part of plant hahaha
I wonder what theyd think about our tomato war?
they're not like the other vampires. they're cool vampires
sigh, but itās trueeeee. i thought my original veggie vamps, the cullens, were sooo cool š¤
OOOH didnāt know that masters of death was a vampy novel, bumping it up on my tbr as we speak š
Same! When I saw it on this list, I got excited to read it. š
time to start!!
Iāll try to get to it soon! Thereās so much hype around it, I wanna know! š
yeah !!! some of us are gonna buddy read in the next few days if you want to join š
OOH yes count me in š¤© when are you guys starting??
A few of us are starting tomorrow! But join in whenever it fits in your plan
iāll probably start in the next couple days! i wanna finish carmilla first, but itās a short book, so iāll be done soon š¤©
(i'm gonna start in a few weeks, i love that we keep circling back to each other š„¹)
omg!! love that. i could also delay my read of this book to align with your plan so that i can continue with the other books i had on my plan too š„¹
no pressure, feel free to join the others if you can, just excited to see you in another forum :)
no, itās no pressure! i would hate for you to be the only one reading a bit behind. it would work for my plan too, so i will read with you š just hmu when youāre starting and iāll start with you š«¶
iāll probably start tomorrow too but anytime!! November turned busy for buddy reads š
I feel like Bunnicula by James and Deborah Howe should be on here!
i havenāt heard it before but looks so cute!! why didnāt my parents give it to me to read when i was a kid!! added!!
It's a really fun series, always meant to teach children not to judge on appearances. There was also a really cute cartoon in the 80s!
i loved this one!!!
BUNNICULA MENTIONED ā¤ļøāš„ i made a bunnicula reference in conversation the other day and no one knew what i was talking about!! I was shook, to me its an absolute classic
I had a copy of Bunnicula, the celery stalks at midnight when I was a kid and honestly that's where 85% of my humour comes from..
Also, the celery stalks at midnight is a 10/10 name
My version of this is the movie Galaxy Quest hahaha
such a fun idea and perhaps my fave vampy flavor š yessss i love it when you try to fight your carnal urges š«¦
Extra points if you fight your carnal urges for me š¤
ugh yes beloved you get me
"Veggie vamp" sounds like a niche aesthetic and I'm low-key obsessed with the idea
yes!! my secret obsession š¤
Dead Collections can be added to this list!
yay!! iād come across this in my research but i wasnāt able to tell if it would fit without spoiling myself! added!!
thinking about that tumblr post thatās like āis coconut water a blood replacement for vegan vampsā from a million years ago
Holy heck thatās a throwback š«Øš„¹
i have a vault of old tumblr posts in my head & it leaks sometimes
Ooh if you've not read the reformed vampire support group I def recommend it for this list, although I wouldn't take it too seriously!
itās sounds so goofy!! added!!
If you're open to suggestions, Carry On by Rainbow Rowell definitely belongs on this list!
thanks! i added!
Omg i love this list!! Eighth Grade Bites by Z Brewer and A Living Nightmare by Darren Shan would both fit into this. The first book he sources blood from the local hospital that his aunt works at and the second book they only take what they need from humans without killing or harming them.
thanks!! added them !
So glad to see Bunnicula on this list! I was gonna pitch a fit if he wasn't here šš
good thing someone suggested it š i hadnāt heard of it before but it sounds great
Haha this is so cute!
to varying degrees of success Well, it's better to try and fail than to never try at all
exactly ! we all have our vices!
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