Louise Rennison
Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #3)
Louise Rennison
Georgia Nicolson is now the girlfriend of the Sex God (aka Robbie), and things are wonderful. Except her loony parents are dragging her off to Och Aye land (aka Scotland), and the Sex God's band's chance at a record contract has left her something of a "pop widow."
Then up rears temptation in the form of old flame Dave the Laugh. Is Georgia about to become a shameless vixen?
Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #1)
Louise Rennison
There are six things very wrong with my life:
1. I have one of those under-the-skin spots that will never come to a head but lurk in a red way for the next two years.
2. It is on my nose
3. I have a three-year-old sister who may have peed somewhere in my room.
4. In fourteen days the summer hols will be over and then it will be back to Stalag 14 and Oberfuhrer Frau Simpson and her bunch of sadistic teachers.
5. I am very ugly and need to go into an ugly home.
6. I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive.
In this wildly funny journal of a year in the life of Georgia Nicolson, British author Louise Rennison has perfectly captured the soaring joys and bottomless angst of being a teenager. In the spirit of Bridget Jones's Diary, this fresh, irreverent, and simply hilarious book will leave you laughing out loud. As Georgia would say, it's "Fabbity fab fab!"
Withering Tights (Misadventures of Tallulah Casey, #1)
Louise Rennison
Wow. This is it. This is me growing up. On my own, going to Performing Arts College. This is good-bye, Tallulah, you long, gangly thing, and hellooooo, Lullah, star of stage. Tallulah Casey is ready to find her inner artist. And some new mates. And maybe a boy or two or three. The ticket to achieving these lofty goals? Enrolling in a summer performing arts program, of course. She's bound for the wilds of Yorkshire Dales—eerily similar to the windswept moors of Wuthering Heights . Tallulah expects new friends, less parental interference, and lots of drama. Acting? Tights? Moors? Check, check, check. What she doesn't expect is feeling like a tiny bat's barging around in her mouth when she has her first snog. Bestselling author Louise Rennison returns with her trademark wit, a hilarious new cast, and a brand-new cheeky heroine who is poised to discover plenty of opportunities for (mis)adventure!
On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #2)
Louise Rennison
You don't have to be a teenager to appreciate the humorous and often self-absorbed ravings found in 14-year-old Georgia Nicolson's diary, but it certainly helps. Now fans of Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging -- Georgia's first set of hilarious musings on life -- can get another peek into the mind of this wryly inquisitive English lass in the appealing sequel: On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God.
As the title implies, Georgia has snagged herself a sex god in the form of Robbie, the boy of her dreams. Now that they've indulged in a bit of "full-frontal snogging," Georgia turns her attention to advancing the relationship. But things quickly go wrong when she learns that her father's new job may necessitate a move to New Zealand. Crestfallen, Georgia feels her life might as well be over. Then, miraculously, the dreaded move is cancelled, and things seem to be getting better -- at least until 17-year-old Robbie decides to break up with Georgia because he's bothered by the difference in their ages.
Borrowing freely from her mum's closet and advice books, even as she's steadfastly discounting everything her mum says, a crushed but determined Georgia comes up with a scheme to win Robbie back. As usual, nothing goes as planned, and life is further complicated by Georgia's temperamental cat, Angus (who's having a few amorous leanings of his own), and her baby sister, Libby, whose fascination with (and lack of control over) her bodily functions leads to several intriguing mishaps. Of course, there are other disasters, too: a quick-tan lotion that turns Georgia's legs orange, a run-in with the aptly named Bummer sisters, and friends who insist on focusing on their own problems from time to time.
Who knew the angst of adolescence could be so much fun? This Georgia's-eye view of teenage life is wonderfully egocentric and side-splittingly funny. And despite the occasional language barrier (a glossary of terms is provided in the back of the book), Georgia's thoughts and experiences will prove universally recognizable to anyone who is, or has ever been, a teenager.
--Beth Amos
A Midsummer Tights Dream (The Misadventures of Tallulah Casey, #2)
Louise Rennison
Title: Midsummer Tights Dream Binding: Audiocd Author: Louise Rennison Publisher: HARPER COLLINS CHILDRENS AUDIO
How to Make Any Twit Fall in Love With You
Louise Rennison
It’s official! Georgia is back, with her cousin Tallulah Casey, in HOW TO MAKE ANY TWIT FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU! When Tallulah visits Georgia and the Swiss Family Mad for a short break, Georgia takes the opportunity to bestow her wisdomosity on life, luuurve and the cosmic horn. You won’t be able to get it in stores, it can only be brought to you by the magic of the internet! Read it here now!
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The Taming of the Tights (The Misadventures of Tallulah Casey, #3)
Louise Rennison
Gadzooks! It's another term at Dother Hall for Tallulah and her mates. But can they keep their minds on the arts with all those boys about...After the thing-that-will-never-be-mentioned last term, Tallulah is keen to put all thoughts of Cain behind her. But that seems like that the last thing he wants. Their performing arts college may have been saved by Honey's mystery benefactor, but for how long is anyone's guess. So will Tallulah finally get to wear those golden slippers of applause or will Dr Lightowler swoop down on her glory days? And with Seth and Flossie forever snogging, Vaisey and Jack loved-up and Phil and Jo fondly biffing each other can Tallulah resist the call of her wild boy? Don your craziest tights and Irish dance your way to some surprising and hilariously unexpected answers...
Stop in the Name of Pants! (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #9)
Louise Rennison
Time to gird the loins and pucker up. Blimey O'Reilly's trousers! Three maybe-boyfriends is a lot for any girl to handle—red-bottomed or not. What with Robbie the Sex God back from Kiwi-a-gogo land wanting to "get coffee" and whatsit, Masimo the Luuurve God saying things like " Ciao , Georgia, see you later" (the good see-you-later or the bad see-you-later??), and her mate Dave the Laugh snogging her in a pond, it's enough to make any girl mad. Good thing she has the ace gang to keep her sane. Ish. But now that she has tearfully eschewed Robbie the Sex God with a firm hand, Georgia is left with two potential snoggees to choose from, and it's high time she left the cakeshop of love for good. This time with a gorgey Italian cakey. Or a nip-libbling Dave the Tart. But certainly not both. Maybe.
Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me? (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #10)
Louise Rennison
A bit early to get swoony knickers but I have got them on. For Georgia, the more things change, the more they stay the same. Just when she thought she was the official one-and-only girlfriend of Masimo, he's walked off into the night with the full hump, leaving Georgia all aloney on her owney—again. All because Dave the Laugh tried to do fisticuffs at dawn with him! Two boys fighting over Georgia? It's almost as romantic as Romeo and Juliet . . . though perhaps a touch less tragic. It's time for Georgia to get to the bottom (oo-er) of this Dave the Laugh spontaneous puckering business once and for all. It's like they always If you snog a mate in the forest of red bottomosity and no one is around to see it, is he still a mate? Or is he something more?
Love Is a Many Trousered Thing (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #8)
Louise Rennison
Woe is Georgia! Georgia Nicolson thought life was hard when her only worry was whether Masimo would choose her over Wet Lindsay. But then Dave the Laugh started acting strange --and everything was turned upside down when Robbie the Sex God suddenly returned!
In this eighth entry of the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson series, every reader will be wishing they had Georgia's problems.
About the Author
LOUISE RENNISON is the author of seven other books about Georgia. She lives in Brighton, England.
Startled by His Furry Shorts (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #7)
Louise Rennison
On the rack of romance. And also in the oven of luuurve . And possibly on my way to the bakery of pain . And maybe even going to stop along the way to get a little cake at the cakeshop of agony. Shut up , brain, shut up. Georgia is in quite a predicament. Dave the Laugh has declared his love for her (at least she thinks he was talking about her), leaving her in a state of confusiosity. And then when she finally decides to give Masimo an ultimatum -- to be her one and only -- he tells her he needs to think about it. To distract herself from her romantic woes, Georgia throws herself into Mac-Useless play rehearsals and planning a Viking wedding, and tries to avoid all thoughts of boy decoys, Italian-American dreamboats . . . and let’s not forget guitar-plucking Sex Gods!
Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #6)
Louise Rennison
Hilariously funny author Louise Rennison's fabby sixth book of the confessions of crazy but lovable teenager Georgia Nicolson. Guaranteed to have the nation laughing their knickers off! Laugh your socks off at Georgia's tales from her trip to Hamburger-a-gogo land, and her attempts to entice Masimo, the Italian stallion. Can Georgia become the composed sex-kitten she aspires to be!? Surely not!
Away Laughing on a Fast Camel (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #5)
Louise Rennison
The Barnes Noble Review: The tres bon and marvy heroine of Louise Rennison's Confessions of Georgia Nicolson series returns in this fifth fab diary that's sure to get fans cheering -- Italian-American style! This time around, Georgia's lamenting the Sex God's departure to Kiwi A-go-go Land, and she's sure that her mouth will seal shut from lack of snogging. (Robbie's boring letter doesn't help her spirits, either.) But when Robbie's old band, the Stiff Dylans, introduce a new lead singer -- an utterly gorgey boy named Masimo -- Georgia's lips are ready for action. Will Georgia get an up-close-and-personal taste of the dear boy? After a few hilarious mishaps, her lip-nibbling future with Masimo doesn't look bright, yet due to some masterful Horn advice from Dave the Laugh and a lucky twist of fate, Georgia might end up dreaming of spaghetti and hamburgers after all. Although the Sex God is out of the picture, Rennison fans won't be disappointed with this installment that includes a new, drool-worthy stud and a totally surprising cliff-hanger. Like many of us girls, Georgia still hasn't figured out boys, but with her knee-slapping adventures helping us out, we're thankfully snickering the whole time.
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Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #4)
Louise Rennison
Since Georgia's been dating the yummy scrumboes Sex God, Robbie, her glossy lips are always at the ready, and her "red-bottomosity" is kept under wraps. Along with Naomi the Sex Kitten's new litter (thank you, Angus), Robbie's announcement that his band will be traveling to Hamburger-a-gogo land (Georgia can only hope to go with), and a class trip to France, Georgia is one camper in a state of teenage splendiosity. The small trouble is, Georgia also wonders if Dave the Laugh might still be the guy for her, and when Robbie gives a surprise-ending twist to his travel plans, she gets a "weird feeling of reliefosity" that makes her wonder if she must venture out and bravely use her "red bottom wisely."
Another first-rate entry in the diary tales of Georgia, Nuddy-Pants will keep fans panting for more. While Rennison hasn't provided any earth-shattering events in her heroine's life, this book shows Georgia's true nuddy-pants personality to be just as funny as ever. With plenty of juicy hints at what's to come, this laugh-out-loud read is one not to miss. Shana Taylor
Let the Snog Fest Begin!: Georgia Nicolson's Guide to Life and Luuurve
Louise Rennison
A hilarious new guide from bestselling author Louise Rennison, especially for World Book Day. Georgia gives her top tips on how to look cool and how NOT to behave if you want to hang on to your Sex God.
Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers: More Mad, Marvy Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #6)
Louise Rennison
We are going to Hamburger-a-gogo land! We are going there so that I can follow the Luuurve God, Masimo. He has gone to visit his olds, leaving me, his new (and lurker-free) nearly girlfriend, in Billy Shakespeare land. So he thinks! Imagine how thrilled he will be when I pop up where he is and say “Howdy!” Or whatever it is they say over there. Let the overseas snog fest begin!!! Georgia can't wait to visit Hamburger-a-gogo land with Jas in tow so she can finally track down Masimo, the Italian-American dreamboat. But after a long week in America, Georgia only succeeds in learning importantish things -- like how to ride a bucking bronco -- before she's dragged back to England by Mutti and Vati.Will Georgia be able to reel in the Italian dreamboat, or is she destined to live forever all aloney on her owney?
Away Laughing on a Fast Camel: Even More Confessions of Georgia Nicolson
Louise Rennison
Bedroom
7:00 p.m.
I am so depressed and bored I may even have to do some homework. My new address Georgia Nicolson
Crap House
Crapton-on-Sea
Crapshire
Crapland Just when the Sex God becomes Georgia’s official boyfriend, he decides to go off and snog sheep in Kiwi-a-gogo land, taking her heart with him. Georgia decides to display extreme glaciosity to all boys -- after all, a girl can only have her heart broken so many times. Until, ohmygiddygodstrousers, she meets Masimo, the new Italian-American lead singer for the Stiff Dylans band. The Dreamboat has landed -- again -- and Georgia is away laughing on a fast camel (whatever that means)!
Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas: Further, Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #3)
Louise Rennison
As I was going out of my bedroom door I remembered my nungas. Perhaps I should take some precautions to keep them under strict control. Maybe bits of Sellotape on the ends of them to keep them from doing anything alarming? I'd like to trust them, but they are very unreliable. The irrepressible heroine of the Michael L. Printz Honor Book Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging is back, and funnier than ever! Georgia has finally landed Robbie the Sex God, but he's never around, and Georgia's ex, Dave the Laugh, is starting to look quite dreamy. Strangely, so does just about every other guy Georgia meets, even the new French teacher. In this third installment of Georgia's hilarious confessions, Georgia's "red bottomosity" is out of control! Whatever will happen next?
Cinge cange u akciji (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #3)
Louise Rennison
Džes je pitala: "Pa, šta se desilo?"
Rekoh: "Pa, bilo je veličanstveno, i još više. Pričali smo, ljubili se, a onda mi je napravio sendvič, pa smo se ljubili, a onda mi je pustio jednu ploču, pa smo se ljubili."
"Znači ličilo je na..."
"Da... gozba sa ljubljenjem."
"Sacré bleu!"
Zvučalo je kao da Džes razmišlja, što je pod a) neobično i pod b) zastrašujuće.
Rekoh: "Ali se onda desilo nešto čudno. Pustio mi je svoj demo CD i stajao iza mene, a ruke su mu bile na mom struku."
"A-aa..."
"D`accord. U svakom slučaju, okrenula sam se, a on je nekako odskočio, jačinom dve loptice skočice."
"Je l’ igrao?"
"Ne... mislim da se uplašio da ga ne nokautiram cinge-cangama..."
Onda smo počele da se smejemo kao umobolnici na lekovima za umobolnike (tj. MNOGO).
It's OK, I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #2)
Louise Rennison
Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison’s second book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Louise is an international bestselling author and her books can’t fail to make you laugh out loud.
What is the matter with my life? Why is it so deeply unfab?
• It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God…
• I think I have snog withdrawal. My lips keep puckering up…
• I tried snogging the back of my hand, but it's no good…
• I wonder if the Sex God is having second thoughts about me because of my nose…
• I have a HUGE nose that means I have to live for ever in the Ugly Home.
And That's When It Fell Off in My Hand (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #5)
Louise Rennison
Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison's fifth book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Louise is a star on the HarperCollins teenage list. 11.20 a.m. This is my fabulous the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him. 11.25 a.m. Not literally of course otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga-nungas. 11.28 a.m. And also I would be dead. Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise. 12.00 p.m. It is soooo boring being brokenhearted! !but Georgia doesn't remain brokenhearted for frequent snogging extravaganzas with old flame, Dave the Laugh, and the arrival of jelloid-knee-inducing Italian Stallion, Masimo, mean that Georgia has her work cut out to be the composed sex-kitten that she aspires to be. Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school -- urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS.
Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?': Fab Final Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #10)
Louise Rennison
Ohmygiddygodspyjamas! The tenth marvy book in the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson is here! Get ready to laugh like a loon on loon tablets. It's the FINAL instalment of Georgia's fab and hilarious diary! Does Georgia escape the cakeshop of luuurve? Can there be more heartbreaknosity in store? Will the Sex God pop up again unexpectedly (oo-er)! And what about the supreme accidental snogmaster Dave the Laugh? Will she FINALLY choose her only one and only? So many boys, so little time!
Luuurve Is a Many Trousered Thing (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #8)
Louise Rennison
The original Sex God has re-landed, Masimo the Italian Stallion wants to be her boyfriend, and Dave the Laugh is still a regular snoggee. How will Georgia cope juggling all three boys of her dreams? Have her days on the rack of love really gone for good? Or will this just lead to confusionosity and merde?
Laugh your knickers off at Georgia’s hilarious confessions – this brilliant new story is her funniest yet.
Angus, tange i ljubljenje s vatanjem (Ispovesti Džordžije Nikolson, #1)
Louise Rennison
DOBITNIK NAGRADE SMARTIES ZA TINEJDŽ ROMAN GODINE
Nedelja
20.00 Dok smo se vraćale kući i jele još čipsa, rekoh: „Mislim da se on mnogo i ne pali na nju. Šta misliš, kakav je to bio poljubac? Da li je stvarno došlo do kontakta između usana? Ili je to bilo usna na obraz, ili usna na ćošak od usta?“
„Mislim da je bila usna na ćošak od usta, a opet, moguće i da je bila usna na obraz.“
„Znači, nije bilo ljubljenje s jezikom?“
„Ne.“
„Mislim da je ona krenula na ljubljenje s jezikom, ali je on to preokrenuo na usna na ćošak od usta?“
Subota
18.58 Lindzi je imala na sebi tange! Ne razumem te tange — čemu one služe? Samo ti se uvuku u dupe, to je sve što mogu da kažem.
Sreda
11.30 Gospođa Komšinica se opet žalila na Angusa. Plaši joj pudlicu. Kaže da je Angus stalno vreba. Objasnila sam joj sledeće: "Pa, on je škotska divlja mačka. One to rade. Vrebaju plen. Probala sam da ga dresiram, ali je pojeo povodac."
Keve mi, je l’ moj posao da izlazim nakraj s histeričnim komšilukom? Što ne nabavi većeg psa?
"… opisuje traume sazrevanja tako ironično i urnebesno, da bi Bridžit Džouns mogla samo da sanja o tome. Jedna od najsmešnijih knjiga godine."
Independent on Sunday
"Bridžit Džouns za tinejdžere – ali smešnije. Očekujte ogromne redove pred knjižarama kada se pojavi nastavak."
The Sunday Telegraph
Ok je, nosim baš velike gaćerone (Ispovesti Džordžije Nikolson, #2)
Louise Rennison
Nedelja 10.00
Nagovorila sam Džes da pođe sa mnom u crkvu da zahvalim Bogu što je udesio da mom ćaletu cipele odlete u vazduh i što mi je takođe podario Seks Boga kao igračku. Kada sam došla do njene kuće, Džes je sedela na zidu u najkraćoj suknji za koju zna ljudski rod. Džes skoči sa zida. Suknja joj je bila dugačka neka četiri centimetra.
Rekoh: "Džes, odavno nisi bila u crkvi?", a ona reče: "OK je, nosim baš velike gaćerone."
Utorak 08.00
Robi (Seks Bog) uštinuo me je za nos. Šta to znači? Da li to znači: "Hej, ti ljupka slatka devojko" ili znači "Bre, kolika ti je ta surla, pitam se da li može cela da mi stane u ruku?«
Petak, policijska racija 17.00
Policijska potera jurila je Angusa. Doneli su ga natrag u vreći. Policajac je ispruženom rukom držao vreću ispred sebe. "Je li ovo vaša mačka?"
Nisam mogla da ne primetim kako su mu pantalone oko gležnjeva pocepane.
" ... opisuje traume sazrevanja tako ironično i urnebesno, da bi Bridžit Džouns mogla samo da joj pozavidi. Jedna od najsmešnijih knjiga godine."
Independent on Sunday
"Bridžit Džouns za tinejdžere – ali smešnije. Očekujte ogromne redove pred knjižarama kada se pojavi nastavak."
The Sunday Telegraph
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