Christopher Robertson

Before The Cotton Candy Massacre... It was all fun and games till Munroe and Bailey thought they could rip off notorious carnie crime-lord Bonko the Clown. They're about to find out what happens when you clown around with the devil himself. And that's the toot-tootin' truth! Goons and Grease Paint is a scuzzy, violent grindhouse inspired 5000-word short story prequel to The Cotton Candy Massacre.

Something stinks in Skidd's Bay...Is it the masked bikini bandits on a crime spree?The urine-flavored water at Splash Downs Water Park?Or the carnal carnage of the annual swinger's swap meet at Harlot's Motel?How about the beach strewn with empty beer cans and hungover summer breakers roasting in the sun?Nah, it's the damn bloodthirsty mutant...SEWER SHARKS!

Winner of the 2023 GODLESS awards best novel (gold) and audiobook (silver). The book you are about to read is an account of the tragedy that occurred at the reopening of Bonkin's Bonanza one day in the summer of 1989. Some came looking for fun, like Candy Barton and her best friend, Leigh. Others, like Rocky Rhodes and Sully Sullivan, came looking for a second chance. Instead, they would find a twisted, funfetti nightmare. For many of the thrill-seekers and families visiting Bonkin's Bonanza, that day would be their last. And the events that unfolded would go on to become infamously known as The Cotton Candy Massacre.

The sequel to the 2023 Godless 666 Awards Best Novel! The book you are about to read is an account of the events that occurred at the derelict Franklin's Fun Castle. A once wholesome venue for family entertainment - now an abandoned, sullied ruin. Someone made a home there, escaping the chaos and carnage of Bonkin's Bonanza, someone people are searching for. But those who ventured to Franklin's Fun Castle wouldn't find their answers. No redemption, fame, or whimsical merriment. They would find blood-soaked torment brought to life from the twisted nightmares of a child. One few, if any, would wake from. One that came to be known as The Cotton Candy Part Toots.

Halloween approaches, and The October Society gathers. They come to share their stories. Tales of dark magic and crooked lies. Of tragic pasts and wicked cruelty. Of misguided misadventure and sinister pranks… Collected here are the first six episodes of the spookiest show that never was. A series only found in the static between channels, that can only be watched on broken TVs in dusty attics and damp basements. Tune in, if you can, because the author of My Zombie Sweetheart welcomes you to The October Society.

Halloween approaches, and The October Society gathers again though something's amiss. Regardless, they come to share their stories. Tales of dark dates and monochrome madness. Of guilty games and nefarious neighbors. Of colossal catastrophe and fearful fables. Collected here are all six second-season episodes of the spookiest show that never was. A series only found in the static between channels that can only be watched on broken TVs. Tune in, if you can, because the author of The Cotton Candy Massacre welcomes you back to The October Society .

Before Valentine’s Day, there is… VIRGIN NIGHT! In the picturesque town of Cherry Lake, the kids aren’t alright. Neither is the centuries-old undead slasher that haunts the town. Or the all-powerful Megachurch with designs of the future. On February 13th, 1998 - VIRGIN NIGHT - these will collide and the town of Cherry Lake will never be the same again. From the author of My Zombie Sweetheart and The October Society and for fans of self-aware 90s slashers - VIRGIN NIGHT will take you back to when low-rises were cool, frosted tips were a thing, and getting laid was all that mattered.