Patrick C. Harrison III

Bart is thirty. He is bald. He is overweight. He wears glasses. He is a fry cook. He hates cats. And kids. Bart occasionally does very bad things. He is looking for his perfect match. He has done his research.

"I don't typically do triggers for my books, but I probably should for this one. Then again, f*ck y'all."- PC3, author of 100% Match, Grandpappy, and this vile piece of workAfter a not-so-entertaining evening at a "haunted house," the Gibsons go about their unconventional routines on Halloween day. Little do they realize, the free passes to another haunted house experience they received upon exiting THE DARK SIDE OF HELL are tickets to the most horrifying times of their lives.