Brad Gosse

Candi's Nuts: Come in the morning each day (Rejected Children's Books)

Candi's Nuts: Come in the morning each day (Rejected Children's Books)

Brad Gosse

Candi makes candied nuts. She's a baker who enjoys pleasing your mouth with her delicious nuts. Candi's nuts come in a nutsack and require special care.

Mike Hunt: Smells Like Fish (Rejected Children's Books)

Mike Hunt: Smells Like Fish (Rejected Children's Books)

Brad Gosse

Mike Hunt's name is unusual. It sounds like something else. Clap along with these dope AF rhymes Mike Hunt is fun for the whole family. Get Mike Hunt today.

My Big Black Hawk (Rejected Children's Books)

My Big Black Hawk (Rejected Children's Books)

Brad Gosse

My Big Black Hawk is a light-hearted joke book that combines silly puns and slapstick humour with a child's tale of a man and his pet black hawk. This book is intended for anyone who likes a good laugh.

Your Mom is Sharyn Cox (Rejected Children's Books)

Your Mom is Sharyn Cox (Rejected Children's Books)

Brad Gosse

Mike Lit: Shouldn't Be Hard To Find (Rejected Children's Books)

Mike Lit: Shouldn't Be Hard To Find (Rejected Children's Books)

Brad Gosse

Becky: The Throat Goat (Rejected Children's Books)

Becky: The Throat Goat (Rejected Children's Books)

Brad Gosse

Born with an oversized throat so grand, A rare condition you'd never planned, Swallowing objects with greatest ease, Her presence at parties, always a tease. White and fluffy, a female goat, With a giant neck, she likes to gloat, She'll take things down, both large and small, She's Becky the Throat Goat, standing tall.

Mike Hunt 2: Getting Stuffed (Rejected Children's Books)

Mike Hunt 2: Getting Stuffed (Rejected Children's Books)

Brad Gosse

Thirst Traps: Why Mom's Phone Is Always Blowing Up (Rejected Children's Books)

Thirst Traps: Why Mom's Phone Is Always Blowing Up (Rejected Children's Books)

Brad Gosse

Your mom does important work at her job. And volunteers on weekends to clean up after slobs. She does all the shopping and takes care of you. But after you go to sleep she’s got nothing to do. She spends lots of time on her tablet. And phone. What does she do at night when she’s all alone?. Her notifications don’t seem to relax. Yep. You guessed it. Mom’s posting thirst traps. She loves it when randoms slide in her dms. She says she can’t make any female friends. Your mom’s a good lady. I’m spitting straight facts. Just let her enjoy her nightly thirst traps.

Moms Only fans: New Beginnings From Difficult Choices (Rejected Children's Books)

Moms Only fans: New Beginnings From Difficult Choices (Rejected Children's Books)

Brad Gosse

Mom and dad were fighting too much. So dad packed his bags. He said she was such.... A bitch all the time. Are the words that he spoke. Now they’re divorced. And he left your mom broke. Difficult choices your mommy must make. Make it say strength in chinese. But she’s a strong lady. So make no mistake. She went out shopping for sexy costumes. Then put a backdrop and lights in her room. And then she picked up a fancy new cam. Yep. You guessed it. Mom’s on only fans. She’s making videos in various clothes. What she does on meetups. Nobody knows. But your mommy no longer struggles with rent. her account has made it to the top 5 percent.

Uncle Bob: Can't Wait To Show Me His Knob (Rejected Children's Books)

Uncle Bob: Can't Wait To Show Me His Knob (Rejected Children's Books)

Brad Gosse

Uncle Bob showed up at school unannounced. You were swimming and the teacher pulled you out. Now you're driving somewhere and your uncle won't shut up about his knob.

Cucumber Curtis: Can't Come To Dinner (Rejected Children's Books)

Cucumber Curtis: Can't Come To Dinner (Rejected Children's Books)

Brad Gosse

Cucumber Curtis is very excited to come home and nourish you. It's his destiny to become a delicious gourmet meal for you. But his destiny changes when his trip to the kitchen take a detour to moms bedroom.

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