H0 there, H0's! This double-stuffed illustrated omnibus contains: • The 12 Hunks of Herculeia and Herculeia the Hero • Spicy Bonus Scenes (Calm Down Monster Fooker, Three Heads Are Better Than One, and the previously unpublished Get Stuffed: A Thanksgiving Special). • Fancy Formatting & Cover Illustrated by Mon Reyes! • UNcensored Art (also illustrated by Mon Reyes) THE 12 HUNKS OF HERCULEIA BLURB (BOOK 1): I thought I was living the dream—until the fateful day I found my boyfriend in bed with my boss. As a professional copywriter, it was the tired cliche that hurt me the most. What’s a big city girl to do but pack my bags and go solo on that Grecian cruise I’d booked with my ex? Who needs a man when you have tropical breezes, stunning vistas, and free cocktails with frilly umbrellas? But thanks to a freak storm, I find myself washed ashore on a mysterious Greek Isle inhabited by 12 hotties determined to help me in any way they can. What in the rom-com setup is this? Somehow, I’ve ended up inside a famous Greek myth, tasked with conquering the very men I find myself unable to resist—despite their fur, fangs, tentacles, extra appendages, and extremely large…secrets of their own.   Danger lurks around every crumbling ancient ruin, but the longer I stay, the more I wonder if I want to return to my old life at all. Here, I get to be the heroine of my own story, and it might just be time to rewrite history. — Please note: This is a slow-build group (I should hope so, for our girl’s sake… and her cat’s…), although NOT a slow burn. The 12 Hunks of Herculeia is a medium-dark rom-com loosely based on the 12 Labors of Heracles, with many ridiculous liberties taken. And before my fellow history nerds get their togas in a bunch, I am aware that Hercules/Herculeia is the Roman spelling (it gets addressed in the book, trust.) This book is meant for readers 18 and over. This series includes: • MM (loads of it - with their own relationship arcs) • Multiple POVs • Cliffy at the end of book 1 Possible triggers in this series (please see inside book and author's website for more details): • Sweary dialogue • Naughty irreverent humor • An overly possessive, slightly unhinged group of men • Very spicy extracurricular activities (please see inside book for more details) • Light threat of violence with a knife • Trauma related to past death in the family, a bad breakup (with cheating), and a magical shipwreck • Ongoing familial betrayal involving lying and gaslighting • Sloot-shaming (from the Big Bad) • Snakes (one of the men is a Hydra, so he has 9 snake heads and forked tongues, and various other creatures have snakes elements to their bodies) • Signature weirdness and medium-dark elements • Greek myths with many ridiculous liberties taken ​​​​​​​In general, please do not read this duet if you own pearls to clutch, or if you regularly ask to speak to the manager, as you and I will probably not get along.