Cyan Wings

In a Mary-Sue novel, the readers all liked the Devil Venerable, the second male lead who devoted himself whole-heartedly to the female lead. However the female lead only loved the male lead who abused her physically and mentally. Readers: Why doesn’t the female lead like the Devil Venerable?! Devil Venerable: This Venerable also wants to know. But what I really want to know is why I even like the female lead at all. In order to understand why the female lead wasn’t attracted to him, the self-conscious Devil Venerable brutally interrogated the entire cast of characters from the novel. Background characters: I have so many things I want to say but I don’t dare to say it to his face! – After obtaining the book, the Devil Venerable discovered that the book described the world he lived in. This book said that after he sacrificed himself for the female lead, the fourth male lead, his silent and loyal subordinate Yin Hanjiang, blackened and attempted to kill her as a sacrificial offering for his lord. Devil Venerable Wenren E: Yin Hanjiang, this Venerable wants to know why you wanted to kill the female lead. Yin Hanjiang was silent. Wenren E: If you refuse to speak, this Venerable will cut out your tongue and drink it with alcohol! Yin Hanjiang: … Wenren E: What the hell are you blushing for?!

一本玛丽苏小说，读者都喜欢一心一意只爱女主、为女主愿付出一切的男二魔尊，女主却只爱对她虐身虐心的男主。 读者：女主到底为什么不喜欢魔尊啊啊啊啊？！ 魔尊：本尊也想知道，我更想知道我为什么喜欢她？ 拥有自我意识的魔尊，为了弄清楚女主为什么不喜欢自己，对整部小说中所有角色进行了惨无人道的采访。 配角们：我有句mmp不知当讲不当讲。 - 得到书后的魔尊还发现，书中的自己为救女主死后，原本忠诚沉默的男四号，他的下属殷寒江黑化了，非要拉着女主给自己陪葬。 魔尊闻人厄：殷寒江，本尊很想知道，你为何要置女主于死地 殷寒江沉默 闻人厄：再不开口，本尊就割了你的舌头下酒 殷寒江：…… 闻人厄：你脸红个屁啊！

Yu Hua loses his job, and the weight of the household falls on the shoulders of his partner, You Zhengping. His husband is a temporary employee at the subdistrict office, with a monthly salary of only 2500; this troubles Yu Hua exceedingly. You Zhengping is secretly engaged in the work of protecting the world from Destroyers, with a rather liberal subsidy. You Zhengping spends all day fretting: how can he tell Yu Hua that he has a few million in private savings without giving anything away? Right up until the day that You Zhengping receives a notice that a power great enough to destroy the world has appeared in his home. Worried that something will happen to Yu Hua, an ordinary person, You Zhengping hurries home with his team. Once through the door, he sees a peaceful home, Yu Hua wearing an apron, a lifted frying pan in his hand, and a fish, golden on both sides and its aroma wafting around, frying in the pan. Seeing You Zhengping, Yu Hua puts the frying pan on the switched-off electric stove and wipes his hands on his apron. “I wanted to save on the electricity bill.” You Zhengping: … The entire world’s most awesome Destroyer is his husband.

Hello, everyone. My name is Shen JianGuo. I’m a night school teacher. I mainly teach the subjects of (Marxist) philosophy and ethics. I occasionally review new policies and measures for the students. I never see my colleagues and students during the day. The training institute classrooms are all abandoned schools, hospitals, or houses. The bus number is 444 and it always appears in front of my door at 12 midnight and disappears before 5am. What? You say I met a ghost? Impossible. As a staunch scientific materialist, I don’t believe ghosts exist in this world. But recently I’ve had an issue to raise. Can the training institute bring the class time up a little bit? Wouldn’t it be good to start around 8pm? Though I fear nothing on earth or in the heavens, I’m afraid of going bald.