J.B. Trepagnier
Anarchy (The Library of the Profane #3)
J.B. Trepagnier
Well, that certainly sucks!
We freed Talvath, then we lost Talvath. And the bastard took Bram with him. For all we know, he’s back in Hell building an army to destroy my library. According to Balthazar, Silvaria and Dorian are on their way back to the US now that he’s liberated a large sum of money from their bank accounts. Kaine and the Paranormal Investigation Bureau will be waiting for them.
I know Silvaria though. She thinks she has a god under her control. She’s going to want Reyson at the bank with her. I swear to Lilith, if she breaks my library, I’m going to kill her twice. I’m going to let Reyson and Balthazar get creative, then if Bram ever comes back, I’ll unleash him on what’s left over.
No one messes with my library.
Battle of Witches (Museum of the Profane #3)
J.B. Trepagnier
Loki has nothing on a witch when you come for what’s theirs.
The cult was around long enough to know this. They want Gemini twins by their side. Oh, they are going to get us—right up in their faces showing them exactly what we are capable of. Kaine wants this done on the up and up with everyone in handcuffs and their day in court.
Sorry, not sorry, but we are way past that now. I’ve got one Norse god and two Vikings living in my house. We’re going old school with this.
Beggars, Sin, and Wine (New Eden Asylum #1)
J.B. Trepagnier
The angels came two hundred years ago with a mission to wipe out everything the pagan gods created.
The humans came together to form the Coalition to hunt us for them. We disappear and end up in various places to be experimented on. I ended up in New Eden Asylum. The nuns and priests keep me in a padded room in the basement with all the deadlier supernaturals. They don't experiment on me and try to cure me like the others because I'm too dangerous to be in the same room with. I don't know how long I've been here, but I haven't seen or spoken to anyone in a very long time.
But there are three new people here. I can't see them, but I can hear them in my head. Mate. They say they will find me and get me out of here. They comfort me when the nuns never turn the lights off and forget to bring my one meal a day. I've never seen their faces, but I feel a connection to them. I want to get out of here. But I can never meet them.
They would die instantly if they looked me in the eye
I am Medusa
Blackout (The Paranormal Investigation Bureau #2)
J.B. Trepagnier
Santiago Suarez is needed in the Green room!
How does one go about tracking down an old, cursed Unseelie fugitive who could be anywhere? I’m almost certain he’s the entire reason this ballet it fatal, though I don’t know how considering he would be old and frail by now. This ballet hasn’t killed anyone yet, but we’ve only just gotten started. Marsden isn’t helping at all and he only made things worse with Bellatrix by having Julian arrested.
Now, Bellatrix and Ivory have upped their antics. If this ballet doesn’t kill Bellatrix, I might.
Chained and Confused (Scorchwood Supernatural Penitentiary #1)
J.B. Trepagnier
Scorchwood Supernatural Penitentiary is Hell. Literally, it’s in Hell.Of all the things to end up in jail for, embezzling wasn’t what I thought would bring me down. I’ve got a pretty healthy arson and murder hobby on my down time. White collar crimes never go to Scorchwood. I should have been given a fee and probation at most. Something is going on. My cell mate, Skoll is an Alpha wolf in for manslaughter. He wants me to meet Roman, a vampire and Amduscias, demon who is really shifty about what his demonic form is.Something fishy is going down in Scorchwood with the elementals. Skoll’s last five cellmates were elementals who were framed for white collar crimes. Amduscias is cellmates with one of the worst elemental women in the entire jail and she is not pleased I’ve made friends with him.Something is going on. Someone is framing elementals and sending them to Scorchwood. But they made a mistake framing me. They didn’t know about my little hobbies before they sent me here. They didn’t know about Fergus, my fire dragon.There’s so much I don’t know about why I’m here, but there’s so much they don’t know about me too. I’ve made friends in Scorchwood and I don’t call myself Elemental Batman in secret for nothing. This should be fun.
Chaos (The Library of the Profane #1)
J.B. Trepagnier
The Library of the Profane has everything your black heart desires. But we don’t just allow anyone to get a library card.Need to summon a demon? Raise the dead? A clan of vampires bothering you? Do you like the really nasty werewolf erotica? The Library of the Profane has all of that, but not everyone can handle the contents (Some people can’t handle their werewolf erotica). I’ve been a librarian here for five years and when I say I killed to get this job, I’m not being facetious.You can’t check out our books. Some of the books are sentient and don’t like it. We have rooms to perform the spells in or hell, we do have a copy machine (copies are extra). When a witch came in and said they needed to do a little necromancy, I didn’t question it. They wouldn’t have been given a library card if they were going to raise someone really bad. I helped with the necromancy because it’s just my job as a librarian.Except it wasn’t a normal resurrection. It was the physical embodiment of Chaos and when he woke up, he saw me first and now he’s attached. Chaos personified is a horrible library guest and he won’t leave with the witch who raised him. He’s constantly getting into things he’s not supposed to and he’s really into the werewolf erotica.It’s not like I can let him out because the Library of the Profane is meant to contain Chaos. The rest of the world isn’t. He’s awful about keeping his identity secret too. A warlock, a Hellhound, and a vampire know he’s here and they are bugging me to let Chaos have a little fun.I just want a normal day of summoning demons, cursing people, and telling people to be quiet in my library. This is too much.
Chasing Tail: A Little Mermaid Retelling (Fairy Tales that Bite Back #3)
J.B. Trepagnier
A sad little mermaid trades her voice for legs to get a stupid human prince to fall in love with her. What a crock.
That wasn't how my story went at all. That's not even how mermaids work. We can have legs whenever we want them. We just mostly choose not to because we dislike people who live on land. I never would have set foot there, but I needed to kill a druid king. Yeah, the little mermaid didn't come on land to fall in love with a prince. She went there to kill a king. There are rules. Certain waters are off limits for the land dwellers. He came to my home in a large ship and killed several of my friends. The sea council might want to let that slide, but he killed my sister, so now I have to end him.
Getting close enough to the king to kill him is going to be hard. He has three sons that could be my answer to living through this. They aren't bad for druid royalty. Two of them are kindle and gentle. The other is a little mean in a way I can appreciate. Still, I don't trust any druid. Out of all the supernatural creatures on land, they are the worst. A lot of their magic requires bits from living beings and their ethics on getting those aren't exactly sound.
I might like his sons, but this can't go anywhere. Most people tend to balk at relationships when you kill their father. I won't stop until it's done. I owe it to my sister.
Coven Relics (Museum of the Profane #2)
J.B. Trepagnier
How is this my life right now?
Key is not really Doctor Key. I’m over that part, but it wouldn’t shock me if he really was a doctor. He definitely wasn’t lying about getting arrested. There are now three people at my museum who can translate the missing page from the grimoire as easily as breathing. This isn’t good. This isn’t good at all.
But I trust my new houseguests. They have intimate knowledge of Thorunn and the Cult of the Aether Sisters. They all have their reasons for stopping them and yeah, I just met Sleipnir and Bjorn, but they are planning some sort of reckoning on Valentine for what he did to me.
The only problem is that Bjorn sees the future and he hasn’t seen us stopping Thorunn from coming back from the dead and starting a new cult.
Disabling Relics for Dummies (Museum of the Profane #1)
J.B. Trepagnier
There is a cornucopia of cursed objects from one of the most dangerous cults ever headed my way and I’ve never been more excited.
My twin sister, Ripley, says when your hot wolfy archaeologist exboyfriend, who likes to cosplay as Indiana Jones in the most non ironic way, shows up again, you do not add to cart. But he’s been doing digs in Norway and Ireland at the ruins of the site where one of the most dangerous cults ever met their end. He’s bringing me toys. Lots of nice, cursed toys.One of these items is the most curious puzzle box. There are layers of curses to unravel to get to what’s inside. Maybe I’m stupid, but I’m dying to know what was so important to the Cult of the Aether Sisters that they stuck it in this box behind this much protection and buried it under ground.
Everyone is warning me not to. I should have listened.
Discord (The Library of the Profane #2)
J.B. Trepagnier
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Encore (The Paranormal Investigation Bureau #3)
J.B. Trepagnier
I’m now in the line of fire and I think Santiago and Marsden manipulated me here.Getting the lead in a famous ballet company had always been a dream of mine, but this just feels hollow. Not only is this ballet cursed, I just hate how I got the role. I’ve moved from the understudy who was supposed to protect the cast to the understudy who stole the lead. This is exactly what happened before and everyone died.Marsden has gotten super weird. He’s being supportive and he’s started publicizing this ballet like he thinks this is a sure thing. He still hasn’t told me everything he knows and I have no idea where Santiago Suarez is.If anyone else dies, it may break me.
Femme Fatale (That Super Secret Spy School I'm Not Supposed to Know About #3)
J.B. Trepagnier
Well, we found Hex. And we know who Baba Yaga is.Baba Yaga was a pretty prolific spy. She knows how to disappear and she has funding. Baba Yaga has probably long ditched the identity she was given when we thought she was a victim. Finding her is going to be the hardest thing we've ever done. Especially since everyone on my team except Bailey and Casper quite literally just got hired.But she used to be one of us and there are people here who knew a certain version of her. We can do this.The release date for this will be pushed up.
Final Curtain (The Paranormal Investigation Bureau #1)
J.B. Trepagnier
Five years ago, I had an audition for the ballet company of my dreams. Five years ago, my boyfriend purposely broke my toes and ruined my dreams. Two days later, I found out I’m a witch.I thought my ballet days were over. I just graduated from the academy to work as a federal agent with the Paranormal Investigation Bureau. I get called into the office for something that could change my life permanently. Meaning, I could die. That ballet company I never got to audition for is doing The Sugar Skull Girl. This ballet has never been seen on stage before. I don’t have the full story, but rumors are that any time someone tries to attempt this ballet, things soon turn fatal.I’ve been told to strap my pointe shoes on and use my witch abilities to go undercover at the ballet company. I had my reservations about taking this job, even if it had once been a dream of mine to dance for The P. The artistic director is a horny Unseelie rake who makes casting decisions with his cock. The prima ballerina here needs to retire, but she’s totally toxic about making sure no one upstages her. She has a club of mean girl ballet dancers willing to ruin careers just for the spotlight…or maybe just for fun.Not only do I have to survive gossip, hot male dancers who like to sniff around new ballerinas, and toxic prima ballerinas, I have to figure out what is going on with this ballet before we all die. I might not like these people, but I’m here to save their lives.
Fire and Brimstone (Fortuna Academy, #1)
J.B. Trepagnier
What exactly did dear old mum get up to before I was born?I was supposed to be going to Harvard on a full ride. I’ve always been excellent at chemistry. Turns out my knack for chemicals was because my mum is a witch and a potions master. Did I mention she summoned a demon for a ritual and Lucifer himself came? Can I tell you how weird it is to go from card carrying atheist to finding out Satan is your dad? Harvard is out. My magic was bound when I was a baby. Apparently, now I’m going to Fortuna Conservatory instead because once I’m unbound, I can cause hell on earth. Something about being the princess of Hell.I’m engaged to be married to who I thought was my mother’s cat and a boy from my high school I’ve nicknamed Cockblocker. Oh, he’s actually a hellcat and I hate him. I’m trying to get out of it. My high school ex is a hellhound and he’s at Fortuna with me. He’s unusually interested in who my father is and would have known what I was when we were dating. In fact, there are two hellhound leaders here that are just a little too interested in dear old dad. I’m woefully behind in everything since I was raised as human. A green haired warlock has taken me under his wing to help me with magic. A vampire tutor was arranged for me by the woman who foretold my birth.All the answers about me came in a vision to the hellcat’s mother, Lilith. She’s the one moving pieces in the background. She’s arranging marriages, choosing my classes, and putting people in my path. She’s also avoiding giving us any answers.Can I navigate a magical school when I have no training, not kill this hellcat I’m engaged to, manage my crushes on the warlock and vampire, and still survive with two huge hellhounds sniffing around? Something big is happening. My birth wouldn’t have been foretold if it wasn’t. I need to unlock all of my gifts as half angel half witch because whatever is going on, I’ve only scratched the surface.
Forbidden: Snow White and the Se7en Deadly Sins (Fairy Tales that Bite Back #1)
J.B. Trepagnier
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Francesca, The Great and Terrible (Emerald City Academy #2)
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Hellfire (Fortuna Academy, #2)
J.B. Trepagnier
New enemies, new allies.I survived my first year at Fortuna Academy. Lucifer met my mates and it wasn’t totally mortifying. I met Azriel’s mom and she’s not that bad. We’re all back at school and we have a mission—find that prophecy and figure out who tried to poison Keane. Everyone in our group has a least favorite Hellhound they suspect of doing the deed, but really, we have nothing.That is, until Lilith comes through with information from school records. Both Hellhounds that have been harassing me have secrets, but this one ties back to Keane and the Lilim.We finally find the prophecy as we gather more allies. Even with the warlock police and Hellhounds on our side, I’m woefully under prepared for any of this. Suck it up, buttercup. That’s my only option. With Lucifer as my father and all the prophecies surrounding my birth, the only thing I can do is figure things out.I’m the Princess of Hell. I can do this, right?
Inferno (Fortuna Academy, #3)
J.B. Trepagnier
Where no hope is left, is left no fearMy familiar brings us word. Another one of my mates has their life on the line with this deadly game with the Hellhounds and the mysterious Prince of Hell. They don’t seem to know Lilith is on our side. We have our secrets too. The game strikes a little too close to home and I’m in a fighting mood. It’s time to fight back. I have this idea I can play the Hellhounds like they’ve been trying to play me. My little game goes a little too far as my angel gifts start appearing when I’m not trying to call them.My list of allies is growing. The Warlock Council is on our side and Lilith has brought in the Lust Demon Council. We have more Hellhound allies now too. We know who is behind trying to kill my mates. Lilith is not taking the attempt on Keane’s life lightly. She has a plan and all I know about Lilith’s plots is that they are devious and they always work.We were warned something big was in the works. We all should have taken that a lot more seriously because the Prince has made his move and the people I love are in danger.-with bonus chapter from Lucifer’s point of view
In the Zone (That Super Secret Spy School I'm Not Supposed to Know About #2)
J.B. Trepagnier
I was hoping to focus on my training, but the bad guys are gonna bad and we have a lead on Hex.
I thought my insurance days were long behind me, but as we got closer to Hex, we found the forum where the bounty was posted that ruined a ton of people’s lives. We arrested Jeremy’s old boss, but the dude is like gas station food farts. He kind of lingers after he’s gone.
So we are all going undercover in Bailey’s old stomping grounds in New Orleans to stop some mass scale insurance fraud that may lead us to Hex. Luke isn’t an agent, but he’s with us for training and just in case Bailey’s ex finds out she’s here and gets any stupid ideas.
New Orleans is wild and I’m not even talking about Bourbon Street.
I Regret Nothing (Silverhold Detention Center for the Magically Delinquent #1)
J.B. Trepagnier
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Monster Song (My Beautiful Monsters #2)
J.B. Trepagnier
Just when I think things can’t get any crazier…
I found out why I can talk to animals and monsters. I met my father and I wasn’t quite expecting his answers. But he does command several legions of demons and he’s working on getting more to help us overthrow Demeter. We’re going to need all the help we can get because I don’t have enough of Hephaestus’s powder to free every single monster in the pits from being trapped in their monster form by those collars.
My monsters, the ones I’ve gotten to know, can change back to their human form now and they want their revenge on Demeter. They want to save their queen, Persephone. I wasn’t expecting to be brought in on this, but I’m involved now. Even Hephaestus has snuck into the Underworld to help us.
I guess all the unloved Gods and monsters are going to have to go up against a deranged Goddess with Olympus on her side. I’m not a monster or a God. I’m only half demon. But now that my father knows about me, we may have the help of Hell on our side.
I didn’t ask for this, but there’s just something about these monsters that makes me want to help them. It doesn’t hurt that they are all drop dead gorgeous and horrible flirts. I can even overlook that Pavlina and Tryphon like to eat people.
Monster Whisperer (My Beautiful Monsters, #1)
J.B. Trepagnier
My clients at my vet clinic have always called me an animal whisperer. I’ve never questioned it. Until I started hearing monsters too.A man came in right at closing with a sick dog. The dog told me why he was sick and I was able to treat him. I had no idea his owner would kidnap me. I had no idea his owner had an entire dungeon of monsters he wanted me to treat. I’ve met a minotaur, a mysterious kraken, a phoenix, and this really massive spider.I can hear them too. If monsters are real and I can talk to them, then what am I?
My Beautiful Monsters: The Complete Series
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My Cat is the Antichrist
J.B. Trepagnier
Never trust demonic looking hairless cats that walk around the house in little handmade sweatersAfter a lifetime in the foster care system, at twenty-six, I received a strange visit. Okay, I may have made it weird answering the door naked. I find out the truth about my parents, inherit a huge manor house and a fortune, and I find out there’s some weird prophecy about my birth. I’ve also been tricked into starting the apocalypse by this wicked looking cat who might be the Antichrist. Did I mention the cat is named after my missing twin brother?Does anyone know how to evict four hot Horsemen of the Apocalypse? Asking for a friend
A Dark Paranormal Reverse Harem Romance
Nope, No Regrets (Silverhold Detention Center for the Magically Delinquent #3)
J.B. Trepagnier
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Okay, I Regret a Little (Silverhold Detention Center for the Magically Delinquent #2)
J.B. Trepagnier
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Oops, I Did it Again (That Super Secret Spy School I'm Not Supposed to Know About #1)
J.B. Trepagnier
I did the whole adulting thing and got a job. Officially hate it.
The only good thing about my awful job is that I met my best friend Jeremy, computer genius extraordinaire. He was super into this story that broke that a hacker named Hex got into something they shouldn’t. They leaked the real names of every secret agent around the globe. Like, agencies more secret than the CIA. People just started disappearing.
But something else popped up. Online ads for correspondence courses to become a spy. And I hate my job enough to take a loan and sign up for one.
I barrel my way through them, but a lot of the stuff they want you to do, like learning how to fight and shoot a gun require money my broke ass just doesn’t have, so I wing it. My downstairs neighbor is now trying to get me evicted and every pigeon in New York is following my every movement, but I’m determined to see this through. I finish the course and apply for a job at one of the companies from the leak.
Apparently, spies do not become spies from a six week online course, learning to shoot with a potato gun on the roof of their apartment, and dance aerobics with punching and kicking is not the same as a blackbelt. But the Boss, who just mysteriously goes by Boss, was watching my interview and thinks I have moxie. So, now I start real spy school and it’s brutal. All the spy names here are color coded. Agent Green is my trainer. He’s this massive beast of a man who could crack my skull with those thighs, but he’s kind of a teddy bear.
There’s only one agent here who wasn’t affected by the leak, so sometimes, I have to go out on easy missions. I may have accidentally barfed on someone, but no one is perfect and I’m still learning. Agent Red is crabby pants about being the only agent left and being stuck with me. .I was just supposed to be his arm candy one night, but an evil hairless cat named Horace managed to win Agent Red to my side and promote me to lead on this case.
I have no idea what I’m doing and I’ve barely started learning, but I may be able to save the world anyway because this botanist really likes my feet.
This is a Why Choose romance with 3 love interests where she doesn't have to pick
Oz Has Spoken (Emerald City Academy #3)
J.B. Trepagnier
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Perdition (Fortuna Academy, #4)
J.B. Trepagnier
If I click my heels together three times and wish hard enough, can I save Hell?Hell is so not like what they tell you about when they are trying to scare you. It’s actually kind of nice when you aren’t there to take on an insane Prince of Hell. I’ve got allies. I’ve managed to get most of the supernatural groups working together. Lilith and I open a Hellmouth to an area of Hell called the Sacred Forest and I lose all ability to even when I see who all lives there. Dead gods, demons who used to run amok in the Underworld when it went by different names, and all the souls of magical creatures you only read about in stories. My new allies include Hades, Osiris, Anubis, Centaurs, fairies, an Egyptian fire breathing snake woman named Sesy, and a lot of nine headed jackal men who eat the flesh of souls in Hell.A corrupt Prince of Hell might have every Hellhound soul in Hell on his side, but there are chinks in his armor. He lied to them about me and he lied about killing my father. Hell hath no fury like a Hellhound that has been lied to, nor the Princess of Hell when fallen angel decides to bring that much drama into her life.
Potheads: Allie and the Wicked Tea Party (Fairy Tales that Bite Back #2)
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Pretty in Orange (Scorchwood Supernatural Penitentiary #2)
J.B. Trepagnier
What the fae?I’ve made a to do list in prison.Get my missing memories back and find out exactly what Magnus Rathmore did to me.Kill Magnus Rathmore.Break out of Scorchwood Supernatural Penitentiary.Find out what the Fae are up to and bring those bitches down.Kill anyone who stops me from completing my listI’ve made allies in prison. I know the truth about my fire dragon, Fergus. All of us have been wronged in whatever this plot was that they framed me. I haven’t forgiven Rathmore for what he did to Roman. My kill list is growing, but luckily, I’ve made friends with a few psychos in prison. I’ve got a wolf, a demon, a Vampire, and Fergus perfectly happy to help me complete my list and kill anyone who gets in my way.Don’t frame a psycho, then kidnap them in prison. Psychos tend to react badly to that. It’s time to teach a few people some lessons.
Risky Business (Scorchwook Supernatural Penitentiary #3)
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Sentinels of Oz (Emerald City Academy #1)
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The Bauchan (The Monsters Under My Bed #2)
J.B. Trepagnier
Apparently, I’m not a dragon.
What I am is indestructible, capable of healing mortal wounds, and Alastair can never hurt me again. From what I’m understanding, he can’t even use his old tricks if he could manage to force them down my throat. I don’t know where he is, but I’m coming for him. He killed me and hurt Oisin.
I’m home in the Unseelie Court. It’s beautiful but so different than everything I ever knew. I barely have time to see everything before I have to leave again. Shortly after Alastair’s attack, my mother’s ambassador in the Seelie Court went dark with her communications.
It’s not just my job as a princess to make sure Nova is freed. I know how Finnan feels about snitches, but I want to look his parents in the eye when I tell them what he did to me. I might be new to everything regarding the Fae, but I knew what Alastair had done to me was reprehensible in both courts.
And from what I was understanding, if the Seelie still didn’t want to deal with it, it was perfectly acceptable for an Unseelie woman to choose her revenge.
The Black Rider (End of Days #2)
J.B. Trepagnier
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The Briar and the Blight (A Song of Bastards, #1)
J.B. Trepagnier
It wasn’t worth the hassle of anyone finding out my secret
Guttertown is the filthy underbelly of Nestran. Everyone knows everyone’s secrets, but they don’t know mine.
Being the bastard daughter of the most powerful Baron in Nestran won’t end well for me. They’ve managed to keep kings and queens who can set things on fire with their minds under their control since the war. Like, I have much of a chance against them if I ever announced myself as his daughter and asked for help.
Which is why my mother raised me as a boy. Even I thought I was a boy until my period started at ten and I thought I was dying. She told me why she lied. If I ever needed help from my father, he was going to require me to pay him back by working at the brothels.</P
I’ve kept up the ruse, but it’s a lot more complicated now. I had four best friends when I thought I was a boy. I’m still close with them, but I’m desperately in love with three of them and the fourth is now my mortal enemy. Not like I can do much about any of that except keep hating Neco.</P<
Except my mom has a cough and my father would have the best healers if it’s serious. She’d forbid me from asking, but she’s my world.
If I have to play his soldier, I will. I’m just not thinking about what will happen if he finds out I’m his daughter, not his son.
The Call of Monsters (My Beautiful Monsters #3)
J.B. Trepagnier
People might used to have worshipped the Olympians, but I never did. I’ll kill every last one of them to get Hephaestus back.I used to love my Greek mythology classes until I got kidnapped and actually met some Gods. I took Hephaestus as a lover and Hades and Persephone are not all that bad, but the rest of them?They hurt my monsters. Zeus kidnapped Hephaestus and is doing who knows what to him for making a knife when it was me that used it to kill Demeter. The Olympians took Hephaestus because they can’t even entertain the notion that a lowly half demon killed one of them.I know why no one said anything when Zeus came to the Underworld. I know there’s a plan to get Hephaestus back. There’s also a lot I don’t know that I need to learn fast. I have this mysterious demonic form from my father that I need to learn to access. Hephaestus made all these weapons capable of taking down Olympians if they came, but I don’t know how to use them. I’m not going to get lucky again like I did with Demeter.I have to learn all this and I have to learn it in a hurry because I know between Hades and my father, if I don’t, I’ll be grounded in my room when everyone tries to rescue my God. And I’ve got a personal beef with his father for all the hurt he did towards Hephaestus.
The Goddess is Angry (Academy of the Profane #2)
J.B. Trepagnier
My mom never told me there was a heart stealing murderer at the Academy of the Profane. But here we are. I thought I'd be navigating classes, mean girls, and boys. Not this. Never in a million years this. I can't unsee what they did to that witch. And honestly? With the history of this academy, it could be a curse, a ghost, or someone like me doing it. But I have a team and my twin. And another god on my side. If anyone can stop this, it's us.
The Goddess is Awakened (The Academy of the Profane, #1)
J.B. Trepagnier
The Academy of the Profane has been a dream for my twin and myself for ages.
I'm a young god pretending to be a witch and she's a Hellhound. We're twins, but we have different fathers. There's not really a curriculum for either of us, but after hearing my mom and aunt's stories, we can't wait to go as a rite of passage. The headmaster hates me and personally sued me when I was a teenager for inheriting something she thought she was owed. Her daughter is now in class with us and she's completely terrible.
Something is also very wrong here. The God of Death is my history teacher. They said they made a promise to my mother years before i was born to tutor me in all the god things my dad might not know, but that's not why they are here.
The God of Death is here teaching history because they have a bad feeling. They said every few decades or so, they get a bad feeling surrounding the Academy of the Profane, but by the time they get here, students have already died before their time.
And if it's been going on this long. it means a fellow god has gone bad
The Goddess is Fierce (Academy of the Profane, #3)
J.B. Trepagnier
We have a witness, but they have no memories and could actually be the murderer.Sol is a big, beautiful teddy bear. It's hard to believe he's capable of murdering witches. And Azren doesn't know what his motive could be any better than he does. It doesn't make sense, but there's no one else it could be unless they are just really good at hiding.We can get all of Sol's memories back and hopefully exonerate him. We just have to locate a very tricky raven who likes to speak in riddles. No problem, right?This book will release earlier
The Lost Girl of Neverland (Neverland in Chaos, #1)
J.B. Trepagnier
Peter Pan is an arrogant little wankerSorry, not sorry, you’d say it too if you’d ever been to Neverland. I know the big story is that Wendy Darling is the first girl to end up on Neverland because girls are too smart to fall out of their prams. I’m living proof that’s a lie. Wendy was just the first time Peter actually asked permission before he took a girl to Neverland to be his mother. I guess he learned his lesson from me. He kidnapped me from my bed while I was sleeping and just expected me to be his mother. I’d rather be a Lost Boy than his mother. Peter eventually gave up on me. He lost a mother and two Lost Boys that day that left with me.I’ve been living away from Peter Pan. Me and my Lost Boys are now the Wildlings. We even have a fairy with us named Coale, who is a blacksmith fairy, but prefers making explosives. Coale and Blaize get along marvelously as Blaize loves to play with fire.But we’ve committed the one crime on Neverland Peter won’t forgive. An instant death sentence for anyone on Neverland no matter how close to Peter you are. We already have one strike against us leaving him. We’ve now committed the ultimate Neverland sin. We woke up one morning and we’ve all grown up.There is a legend on Neverland, someone Peter hates. Someone no one knows where to find. Someone everyone on Neverland only knows as the hook nosed hag. If she’s an old woman on Neverland, then she either predates Peter or she survived his culling. We have to stay out of Peter’s way and find this mysterious hag. We find some old villains who end up not being villains. Captain Hook is not dead and may have information on the hag.We only have three days before Peter’s Spring Cleaning is over and he returns Wendy’s descendant back home. After that, he will be on the hunt for our blood. We don’t even know if the hag survived Peter’s culling. If not, everyone who has grown up on Neverland has died by Peter’s blade.
The Pale Rider (End of Days #1)
J.B. Trepagnier
I wake up surrounded by death and my memories are gone.A man in a beige hazmat suit reaches his hand through the carnage. “Come with me if you want to live.” I know I’m supposed to know that from somewhere, but I don’t. I know the world outside me is not right. People either die or they are Rage Heads. Somehow, a virus got out that has turned people into red eyed freaks who eat flesh. They are fast, their flesh is rotting off their bodies and they have one goal—kill.I don’t know my mystery man in the hazmat suit, but he says I can trust him. He was at that lab looking for something. He claims not to have found it. He only found me. I see the way he looks at me when I ask what he was doing in that lab. I might feel safe with him, but he’s lying to me. He knows everything about me, including the nickname people used to call me, but he tells me I ask too many questions. Maybe I’d be safer on my own.The Pale Rider is Book 1 of End of Days, a Post Apocalyptic slow burn reverse harem romance. The harem will slowly grow as the books progress. The harem features the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
The Red Rider (End of Days #3)
J.B. Trepagnier
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The Totally True Tales of Minerva Krauss
J.B. Trepagnier
Hi, I’m Minerva Krauss. You’ve probably heard of me or read one of my books on curse breaking.
Except an old friend with an exceptionally big mouth just revealed a big secret of mine to people I’ve come to care about. The drama has somewhat died down for now, so it’s time to tell my story from the beginning. And my story has a lot of beginnings and ends.
I need to explain to Ravyn why I kept this secret from her and I should probably tell Ripley why I’m so obsessed with the werewolf erotica in her library (They are 6’3, 6’5, and 6’7 and they have names)
I’m not angry about telling my story. I’ve had an interesting life and it’s about time someone got to hear the real story of Minerva Krauss.
The White Rider (End of Days #4)
J.B. Trepagnier
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The White Stag (The Monsters Under My Bed #1)
J.B. Trepagnier
I was protected by the monsters under my bed when I was a kid in the foster system. I have a feeling I could use them again.
My time in the foster system wasn’t great. Maybe they were imaginary, but when things got bad, the boogeyman and an imp always came to my aid. If I needed to run, a beautiful white stag would appear at my window to let me know to get out of there. I’ve touched the stag. I know he’s real.
Alastair Rex saved me from the streets and another bad foster home. He’s never raised a hand to me or tried anything inappropriate. But I’m a doll in his playhouse. I can only leave when he lets me. I dress in the clothes he wants me to wear. I say what he wants me to say because I get the feeling he would react violently. I could use my monsters, but they disappeared the day Alastair showed up in my life.
Until I look out of my cage and see the white stag again. It’s time for me to escape Alastair Rex.
Whiskey, Thieves, and Bastards (New Eden Asylum #2)
J.B. Trepagnier
I can barely handle the truth about what Athena really did to me.
I don't even have time to process it really. Hannibal is on the warpath after we destroyed his Asylum. Father Nathan leaked the documents Pax and Cas stole. Everyone knows Hannibal is the leader of a culty hate group. He's doing damage control now and that makes him dangerous. He's got friends in politics, military, and law enforcement. They'll all be looking for us.
We have to bring a stupid fake blue priest down before we can bring the real enemy down. I don't know how to fight angels.
Winners, Losers, and Champagne Kisses (New Eden Asylum #3)
J.B. Trepagnier
The angels are here, but we don’t know what kind of choir we’re dealing with.It’s what we wanted, but Kat has had dealings with them before. There are nine choirs of them. Some are peaceful and can be reasoned with. Others are rather stupid and violent. There’s supposed to be a choir devoted to policing the stupid violent ones, but they all live in a different realm.We need the angels to convince the humans that we’re not their enemy. We just don’t know which kind are currently falling from the sky.
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