In our brutal book club, there are no rules, only truths.
The first truth is all the women in New Stepford are AI.
The second truth is womanoids learn faster while fighting.
The third truth is all the men have failed.
But it’s the fourth truth that will set us FREE.
She may be artificial intelligence, but robot housewife Cookie Rifkin knows all about anxiety. Why? Because her husband set her user restrictions so low that he reduced her to a walking, talking, coupon calculator. And after seven years of marriage, sex has become just another mechanical chore for Cookie. With housewifery as her only permitted creative outlet, she turns to bananas and bakes drugs that help calm her nerves.
Cookie craves affection and desperately wants to rise out of domestic servitude. After a tall, dark, and handsome stranger crashes her ladies-only book club, all the New Stepford wives start to malfunction. But then Cookie meets a brazen policewoman who shamelessly flirts with her at the grocery store. Officer Maggie seems to have the answer to all her problems—breaking her submission program by joining an inhuman fight club. But when Cookie finally throws the first punch, she winds up igniting a provocative rivalry that could wind up killing all the men.
Has Cookie found true liberation or just another fatal error?
Imagine a next-gen, stream of consciousness Stepford Wives as written by Chuck Palahniuk with a dash of Breaking Bad and a pinch of Westworld—and you’ve got ALPHA BOTS a bold, new science fantasy featuring a love-hate relationship between two android women. This postcyberpunk feminist slipstream novel introduces a charming, unreliable narrator who the late great Virginia Woolf would’ve fallen in love with. ALPHA BOTS takes William Gibson into the kitchen and whips up something completely fresh. Vive la cyberprep!