一世华裳

魔教最近发生一件大事，他们好厉害的教主忽然失踪了。 众人相互安慰：“别急，教主肯定不知去哪看乐子了，等等就回来。” “嗯，有道理。” 他们等啊等。 等啊等。 等啊等。 等啊……众人掀桌：“等个球！教主肯定出事了！找啊——！” 于是一教教众“哗啦啦”地跑下了山。 某年某月某日，某教主睁开眼，心里疑惑地想：咦，我是谁？ A major event happened recently to the demonic sect – their powerful sect master suddenly went missing. Everyone comforted each other: “Don’t worry, the sect master must be out pursuing fun, and so on.” “Well, that makes sense.” They waited. Waited and waited. Waited and waited. Waited and… Everyone slammed the table: “We’ve waited so long! The sect master must have met with a mishap! Look for him!!” Numerous disciples therefore ran rumbling down the mountain. On a certain day of the month, a certain sect master opened his eyes and thought in confusion: Hey, who am I?