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After the war, Draco Malfoy seeks refuge from infamy in the Muggle world. A friendly Muggle couple takes him under their wing, but there’s a problem: they are intent on setting him up with their best friend, Hermione Granger. Or, in which the Muggle friends Hermione Granger undoubtedly would have had will not take no for an answer.

"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked. "Zero." Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her. In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.

e·piph·a·ny -the appearance of a supernatural being or -an intuitive grasp of reality through a simple and striking event or, in this case, both. When the war has taken every chance from Hermione, she makes a desperate choice to end things on her own terms. But her appearance out of place and out of time sets two relative strangers on a path to discovering who they are, who they could have been, and who they will always be.

Apparently the eighth year class’ idea of promoting inter-house unity involves shoving Hermione and Malfoy into a broom cupboard and setting a timer.