Bu Hui Xia Qi

Xie Yang has spent many years in the apocalypse and is tired and worn out. Then he transmigrated into a simple and superficial novel about the entertainment circle. The protagonist of the novel was handsome, smart, and reborn. The female protagonist of the novel was beautiful, inspirational, and had a golden finger. Some male and female roles were also beautiful and had a deep background. If he casually transmigrated into one of them then he could close his eyes and enjoy himself. However, he didn’t transmigrate into any of them and instead became the hidden husband of the biggest villain in the novel, the male protagonist’s uncle. He was called a husband but it was more similar to a babysitter. This was because the biggest villain in the novel was a terminally ill patient with a terrible personality and a sick brain (really sick). They got married for the sake of happiness. Xie Yang: It doesn’t matter if you are the male lead, the female lead or the villain, whoever dares to stop me from living a comfortable life will die.

本文已出版，购买详情见微博：下棋棋棋棋。 —————— 本文原名：《死亡进度条》 时进看了一本书，书的分类为纪实向复仇爽文。 爽文的主角也叫时进，有一个种马老爹，和五个同父异母的哥哥。 种马老爹死前，五个哥哥把主角宠上了天，种马老爹死后，五个哥哥把主角虐出了血。 然后主角重生了，立志要报复五个哥哥，再然后，书坑掉了。 时进看得一口老血，愤怒地把书塞入了碎纸机。 一天后，时进车祸嗝毙。 一朝穿越，他活了过来，还是叫时进，但却是那个刚刚死了种马老爹，即将被五个哥哥虐出血的时进…… 时进：我们的目标是，打消哥哥们深沉的杀意，活下去！ 重点：不是兄弟！不是兄弟！攻另有其人，哥哥只是哥哥！和谐社会，和谐恋爱，不玩骨科！ Shi Jin once read a book. It was supposed to be about satisfying the desire for vengeance. The main character, also named Shi Jin, was the sixth son of his harem-novel-protagonist-like father. All was well—while his father was alive. But after his death, Shi Jin’s five elder half-brothers tormented him, eventually leading to his death. The protagonist was reborn, determined to take revenge, and… the novel was discontinued. That day, Shi Jin almost spat blood and dropped the book into a shredder. The next day, he died in a car accident. Somehow, when he came to, he had transmigrated into a teenager, a youth also called Shi Jin. There was only one problem. His father had just died. His older brothers were about to torment him… Shi Jin: Let’s eliminate my brothers’ hatred, my goal is to keep my life!

Suddenly, the unmarried twenty-year-old Ye Zhizhou had many more relatives, yet it was too late for him to clearly understand the circumstances as he nearly died in a car accident. After that, he somehow managed to survive and was even forcibly bound to a Salvation System. How is it salvation? Harems destroy worlds! Preventing a harem will save them! . . . . Ok, prevent harems. After seeing the entire system introduction, the corners of Ye Zhizhou’s mouth twitched. In order to return home safely, he decisively began his risky journey—he’d just treat it as if he was playing a large-scale strategy game. Since then, the people the protagonist would rescue, he rescued first. The businesses the protagonist would make, he made first. The little brother the protagonist would take in, he took in first. The cliff the protagonist would jump off of, he jumped off of first. The gay sex the protagonist would have, he’d have. . . . Wait wait, can’t do this one, change it, let me change it. ???: No, you can do this one. Ye Zhizhou (alarmed): Who’s speaking? ???: Your husband. Ye Zhizhou: . . . . every world has a man who insists on dragging me to go have gay sex, what do I do, waiting online for an answer, urgent (scared) it’s the same guy in every world, how do i get away, waiting online for an answer, hurry hurry hurry!