Holly Wilde

Three women, one occult ritual, and an urban legend come true are waiting for you to discover just how delicious Halloween can be.Everyone in the small town of Hollow Springs knows that Halloween night is when the veil of sentience is at its thinnest. So no one would attempt a ridiculous ritual on the night of a full moon, right?Wrong.This sentient object romance follows two friends who tempt fate deliciously and end up having a legendary time with the local urban legends. Curl up with some candy and a pumpkin spice latte while you enjoy the autumnal delights of Hallowpeen.

What happens when the book you’re immersed in, becomes immersed in you?Tossing and turning doesn't just apply to a restless night in bed. It also is what happens when you can't find a book to quench your mood-reader thirst. Turning pages and tossing books into the growing TBR stack is how Paige spends her night. Unfortunately for her, giving up on her night of reading isn't an option. When her stack of books comes to life, they make their intention tonight is the night the TBR gets its finish. The only question is, will the happy ending lead to a happily ever after?Taken by my TBR includes a compilation of many popular genres in the literary and romance world. As a result, it includes certain tropes and themes that may not suit all readers. Please check the content warnings before curling up and becoming one with this book.

Enjoy a small tale about a holiday fling with sentient sunscreens. Summer is packed and ready for her weekend getaway. Maybe a little too ready, considering she brought along enough sunscreen to last a lifetime. Little did she know, the new skincare line from Sentientscreen comes with a mini surprise.This is a story where the filth is the plot. If you're looking for something substantial, you won't find it inside these pages. What you will find are miniature men with miniature members. Just don't let that fool you into thinking that they can't make a big impact where it counts.

It's all fun and games, until someone loses a nose. Seeing his nose on his doorstep is the last thing Dave expected. But, 25 years since Dave's nose disappeared during a tragic game of Got Your Nose, its back. These years may have added grey hair to Dave, but they've also added eyes, lips, arms, legs, and a little something more to Nose. Enjoy this Quickie from Holly Wilde about a second chance romance between a sentient nose and the face he belongs to.

Get ready, because Sentient Claus is coming. Literally! This year, Santa’s Naughty list is out of control, with a record sixty-nine percent increase in baddies. The reason? Santa’s stuck in the past, punishing folks for the harmless pleasure of reading steamy romance novels. The workshop is buzzing with if salacious stories keep trending, Christmas might be over for good. Enter Sylas, Santa’s sentient sleigh with a big…heart. When Sylas stumbles upon the truth behind the names on The Naughty List, he knows he has to act. On the night before Christmas Eve, he sneaks away from the North Pole with a secret mission to set things right—delivering special toys to those unjustly labeled “naughty”. But defying Santa is no small feat. After all, he knows what’s going on everywhere and with everyone. When Sylas returns home, can he convince an angry Santa that being bad can be oh-so-good? Only if he and a fiery Mrs. Claus team up to show Nick how to turn up the heat! Tradition doesn’t bend for a sleigh with ideas, but Mrs. Claus certainly will! Sentient Claus is a Christmas sentient object romance that’s hotter than a hot apple cider on a cold winter’s day. With this holiday tale about a sleigh and Mr. and Mrs Claus—Christmas has never been naughtier!

Nothing screams 'birthday' quite like a cabin getaway with Michelle, Mia, and Anna. For the third book in the Sentient Celebrations series, we ring in Anna's dirty thirty. This time, the lucky birthday girl gets double the two high-end tumblers that are supposed to be made from microwave-safe metal. However, things go wrong very quickly when warming up a fresh coffee starts a fire. Will she be able to put out the blaze, or will things get too hot for Anna when her tumblers come to life and decide to have a party of their own? Enjoy 'Cupped,' a sentient object erotic romance where one human woman enjoys getting double-cupped by her high end tumblers.

Sentient Air It's a place where wine is served at no extra cost, and so are the passengers.Work trips are stressful, and this last one was no exception. Thank goodness for the ability to upgrade to the Exclusive Section. Learn about where turbulence really comes from as you share the flight with Cushy, your very own Sentient Air Chair. He can show the the ropes, and help keep you entertained as you hang around. If you're really good, he may just invite some friends to join the party!Thank you for choosing Sentient Air, we hope you enjoy your flight.

Spending her thirtieth birthday with friend's tucked up in the mountains is exactly what she wants. But having a raw, passionate fling with a life size teddy bear is exactly what she needs.It's Mia's Dirty Thirty, and she is ready to have some fun! When her friends surprise her with a giant stuffed bear, complete with lifelike anatomy, her special day turns into the stuff of dreams. And I do mean stuffed, which is exactly how she spends the night with her birthday surprise, stuffed to the brim and ready to explode. Are you ready to fall in love with The Birthday Bear?

"I drop down on my knees and silently make a wish. 'I want to have my cake, and eat it too,' I whisper to the quiet room."Caked is the second book in a series of short stories about three friends who all celebrate their thirtieth birthdays together. We catch up with the group as they celebrate Michelle’s birthday with a massive seven foot cake carved into the shape of a man. Once his candle is blown out, he comes to life and helps Michelle make her birthday one to remember. Any birthday wish can come true in this cabin, and it certainly does. Because after all, who says you can’t have your cake and eat it too?

Shelby has been scrambling to get her life together for years. When things finally start to look bright, she decides a brunch with friends is the best way to celebrate this new chapter. But when a giant horned (and horny) egg crashes the party and tries to get her to let loose and have fun, will she be able to resist his devilish charm?Find out in The Deviled Egg Made Me Do It, a short springtime novella by Holly WIlde.