Patrick deWitt

From the author of the award-winning The Sisters Brothers comes a dark, boozy, and hilarious tale from the LA underworld. A nameless barman tends a decaying bar in Hollywood and takes notes for a book about his clientele. Initially, he is morbidly amused by watching the regulars roll in and fall into their nightly oblivion, pitying them and their loneliness. In hopes of uncovering their secrets and motives, he establishes tentative friendships with them. He also knocks back pills indiscriminately and treats himself to gallons of Jameson's. But as his tenure at the bar continues, he begins to lose himself, trapped by addiction and indecision. When his wife leaves him, he embarks on a series of squalidly random sexual encounters and a downward spiral of self-damage and irrational violence. To cleanse himself and save his soul, he attempts to escape . . .

In un famoso bar di Hollywood ormai sulla via del declino lavora un barman senza nome. Ha poco piú di trent'anni, ed è morbosamente affascinato dalla decadente rovina che lo circonda. Il barman osserva i clienti scivolare nel loro oblio notturno, ascolta le loro chiacchiere, il continuo brusio delle loro esistenze, e prende appunti per un romanzo. Nella speranza di scoprire i segreti e i fantasmi delle loro vite cerca di stringere amicizia con alcuni di loro, i clienti regolari, ognuno con la sua storia, la sua unicità. Sera dopo sera, settimana dopo settimana, il lavoro lo avvolge in un soffocante universo fatto di luci basse, musica soffusa, chiacchiere e mormorii sullo sfondo. Cosí accade, sembra inevitabile, che il barman inizi a versarsi piú bicchieri di quelli che porge ai suoi clienti. E a ingoiare qualche pasticca. E a sniffare qualche striscia di cocaina. Quando è fuori dal bar la vita gli sembra ancora piú dolorosa. La moglie lo ammonisce ogni giorno per i risvegli difficili, in preda ai postumi di una sbornia senza fine; le abitudini quotidiane si stringono intorno a lui come sbarre di una prigione, infine la solitudine lo assale. Davanti a sé un incubo ricorrente, quello di trovarsi dall'altro lato del bancone, simile a loro, ai clienti seduti sempre sullo stesso sgabello, smarriti nel ghiaccio tintinnante, nel vortice di un bicchiere di whiskey...

Deze tweede roman van de in Canada geboren Patrick deWitt gaat over de broers Eli en Charlie Sisters, twee huurmoordenaars in het Wilde Westen van 1850. Ze krijgen in Oregon City van de schimmige Commodore opdracht om Herman Kermit Warm om te brengen en moeten daartoe naar Californië, waar Warm goud aan het zoeken is. Na een avontuurlijke en barre tocht ontdekken ze dat Warm een uitvinder is, een man met een magische formule, die iedereen rijk kan maken. Het slot is zeer aangrijpend en triest. Eli is een bloemrijke verteller, geobsedeerd door mondhygiëne, romantisch, lief voor dieren en sympathiek, omdat de lezer hem voortdurend ziet twijfelen aan zijn missie en hem niet ziet als gewelddadige dader maar als slachtoffer: van de agressie van anderen én zijn eigen trauma’s en onmacht. Hij kibbelt veel met z’n geldbeluste, drank- en moordzuchtige broer, die verslaafd is aan prostituees. DeWitt schreef een vlot lezende, spannende, komische hommage aan de klassieke western, een picareske, historische en psychologische roman over de betekenis van familiebanden, liefde en identiteit.

From bestselling author Patrick deWitt, a brilliant and darkly comic novel about a wealthy widow and her adult son who flee New York for Paris in the wake of scandal and financial disintegration Frances Price – tart widow, possessive mother, and Upper East Side force of nature – is in dire straits, beset by scandal and impending bankruptcy. Her adult son Malcolm is no help, mired in a permanent state of arrested development. And then there’s the Prices' aging cat, Small Frank, who Frances believes houses the spirit of her late husband, an infamously immoral litigator and world-class cad whose gruesome tabloid death rendered Frances and Malcolm social outcasts. Putting penury and pariahdom behind them, the family decides to cut their losses and head for the exit. One ocean voyage later, the curious trio land in their beloved Paris, the City of Light serving as a backdrop not for love or romance, but self destruction and economical ruin – to riotous effect. A number of singular characters serve to round out the cast: a bashful private investigator, an aimless psychic proposing a seance, a doctor who makes house calls with his wine merchant in tow, and the inimitable Mme. Reynard, aggressive houseguest and dementedly friendly American expat. Brimming with pathos and wit, French Exit is a one-of-a-kind ‘tragedy of manners,’ a riotous send-up of high society, as well as a moving mother/son caper which only Patrick deWitt could conceive and execute

Far West, 1851. Tra le illustri dimore di Oregon City svetta la grande villa di un uomo potente dai tanti intrallazzi e dalle altrettante preoccupazioni. È noto come il Commodore poiché nessuno conosce il suo vero nome e, nella sua augusta dimora, dispensa le istruzioni per i «lavoretti» dei suoi sicari prediletti: Charlie ed Eli Sisters, fratelli di sangue e di crimine. L'ultimo «lavoretto» riguarda un tipo bislacco, un cercatore d'oro chiamato Hermann Kermit Warm. Calvo, barba rossa incolta, il ventre strabordante di una donna incinta, Warm passa ore e ore nei saloon di San Francisco, pagando il whisky con polvere d'oro zecchino e dilettandosi con la stramba lettura di libri di scienza e di matematica. Il compito dei fratelli Sisters è chiaro: trovare Warm e accopparlo, a mo' di monito per chiunque si azzardi a fare quello che Warm ha osato: derubare un uomo potente. Irruento, attaccato alla bottiglia di whisky, duro di cuore, Charlie Sisters non vede l'ora di mettere le mani sulla pellaccia del cercatore d'oro, anche perché accoppare qualcuno è una faccenda che non gli dispiace affatto. Scettico sui reali scopi del Commodore, sensibile come può esserlo un killer che non si diverte più di tanto a far fuori il prossimo, Eli accetta, invece, il «lavoretto» a malincuore. Anche perché l'incarico questa volta non è dei più facili. Warm sarà pure un tipo bizzarro, ma gira armato di una piccola Colt appesa a una fascia legata in vita e ha tutta l'aria di voler difendere a tutti i costi il suo soggiorno in questo mondo. La strada per Sacramento, poi, dove il cercatore ha la sua miniera, è lunga e per niente agevole. Avverando i timori di Eli, il viaggio dei Sisters si rivela una vera e propria odissea. Lungo il sentiero per la California i due fratelli passano da una peripezia all'altra incontrando, tra gli altri, un sedicente dentista che cava denti dopo aver fallito negli affari sporchi e in quelli puliti, nell'amicizia e nell'amore; una strega; un grizzly; una tisica tenutaria di saloon di cui Eli si innamora perdutamente e una quantità di altri personaggi tra i più folli del vasto campionario delle terre di frontiera.

Shortlisted for: International Author of the Year - Specsavers National Book Awards 2012 Oregon, 1851. Eli and Charlie Sisters, notorious professional killers, are on their way to California to kill a man named Hermann Kermit Warm. On the way, the brothers have a series of unsettling experiences in the landscape of Gold Rush America. And they bicker a lot. Arriving in California, and discover that Warm has invented a magical formula, which could make all of them very rich. What happens next is utterly gripping, strange and sad....

Hermann Kermit ölecek. Commodore emri verdi, Eli ve Charlie Sisters kardeşler gerekeni yapacak. Altına hücum Amerikası'nın şöhretli tetikçileri onlar. Öldürmek Charlie'nin doğasında var; sevdiği işi yapıyor. Eli ise fazla geveze bir vicdana sahip bir katil için. "Belki başka türlü bir hayat mümkündür?" Bu soru dönüp duruyor Eli'ın zihninde, Kermit'in izinde Kaliforniya'daki altın madenlerine doğru yolculukları boyunca. Artık emin, bu onun son işi olacak. Hermann Kermit herhangi bir iş olsaydı keşke. Eleştirmenler tarafından geçtiğimiz yılın en iyi kitaplarından biri kabul edilen Sisters Kardeşler, tam Coen Kardeşler’in yazacağı türden bir Western; garip, haşin, çıplak, komik, üzücü –insan doğasını süslemeden, saklamadan, olduğu gibi sergiliyor. Patrick deWitt, birbirlerine kan, şiddet ve sevgiyle bağlı iki kardeşin öyküsünü muhteşem bir üslupla aktarıyor.

"The Bastard is a con man, motivated by money and bragging rights, becoming whoever he needs to be as a means to those ends. Confidence, intuition, and research are a con man’s specialties, and indeed when the Bastard shows up to Farmer Wilson’s door he is armed with all those things, plus information, whiskey, and charm. These are materials of a masterful storyteller, and though you’ll have to bring your own whiskey, DeWitt is equally armed. With his assured, ventriloquist prose, DeWitt is a kind of law-abiding con man, able to convince us, on a basic gut level, of outlandish scenarios and outsized personalities." - Halimah Marcus, Editor-in-Chief, Electric Literature's Recommended Reading About the Author: Patrick deWitt is the author of the critically acclaimed Ablutions: Notes for a Novel, as well as The Sisters Brothers, which was short-listed for the Booker Prize. Born in British Columbia, he has also lived in California and Washington, and now resides in Portland, Oregon. His newest novel is Undermajordomo Minor. About the Publisher: Electric Literature is an independent publisher amplifying the power of storytelling through digital innovation. Electric Literature’s weekly fiction magazine, Recommended Reading, invites established authors, indie presses, and literary magazines to recommended great fiction. Once a month we feature our own recommendation of original, previously unpublished fiction.

From bestselling and award-winning author Patrick deWitt comes the story of Bob Comet, a man who has lived his life through and for literature, unaware that his own experience is a poignant and affecting narrative in itself. Bob Comet is a retired librarian passing his solitary days surrounded by books and small comforts in a mint-colored house in Portland, Oregon. One morning on his daily walk he encounters a confused elderly woman lost in a market and returns her to the senior center that is her home. Hoping to fill the void he's known since retiring, he begins volunteering at the center. Here, as a community of strange peers gathers around Bob, and following a happenstance brush with a painful complication from his past, the events of his life and the details of his character are revealed. Behind Bob Comet's straight-man facade is the story of an unhappy child's runaway adventure during the last days of the Second World War, of true love won and stolen away, of the purpose and pride found in the librarian's vocation, and of the pleasures of a life lived to the side of the masses. Bob's experiences are imbued with melancholy but also a bright, sustained comedy; he has a talent for locating bizarre and outsize players to welcome onto the stage of his life. With his inimitable verve, skewed humor, and compassion for the outcast, Patrick deWitt has written a wide-ranging and ambitious document of the introvert's condition. The Librarianist celebrates the extraordinary in the so-called ordinary life, and depicts beautifully the turbulence that sometimes exists beneath a surface of serenity.

From bestselling and award-winning author Patrick deWitt comes the story of Bob Comet, a man who has lived his life through and for literature, unaware that his own experience is a poignant and affecting narrative in itself. Bob Comet is a retired librarian passing his solitary days surrounded by books and small comforts in a mint-colored house in Portland, Oregon. One morning on his daily walk he encounters a confused elderly woman lost in a market and returns her to the senior center that is her home. Hoping to fill the void he’s known since retiring, he begins volunteering at the center. Here, as a community of strange peers gathers around Bob, and following a happenstance brush with a painful complication from his past, the events of his life and the details of his character are revealed. Behind Bob Comet’s straight-man façade is the story of an unhappy child’s runaway adventure during the last days of the Second World War, of true love won and stolen away, of the purpose and pride found in the librarian’s vocation, and of the pleasures of a life lived to the side of the masses. Bob’s experiences are imbued with melancholy but also a bright, sustained comedy; he has a talent for locating bizarre and outsize players to welcome onto the stage of his life. With his inimitable verve, skewed humor, and compassion for the outcast, Patrick deWitt has written a wide-ranging and ambitious document of the introvert’s condition. The Librarianist celebrates the extraordinary in the so-called ordinary life, and depicts beautifully the turbulence that sometimes exists beneath a surface of serenity.

Hermann Kermit Warm is going to die. The enigmatic and powerful man known only as the Commodore has ordered it, and his henchmen, Eli and Charlie Sisters, will make sure of it. Though Eli doesn't share his brother's appetite for whiskey and killing, he's never known anything else. But their prey isn't an easy mark, and on the road from Oregon City to Warm's gold-mining claim outside Sacramento, Eli begins to question what he does for a living - and whom he does it for. With The Sisters Brothers, Patrick deWitt pays homage to the classic Western, transforming it into an unforgettable comic tour de force. Filled with a remarkable cast of characters - losers, cheaters, and ne'er-do-wells from all stripes of life - and told by a complex and compelling narrator, it is a violent, lustful odyssey through the underworld of the 1850s frontier that beautifully captures the humor, melancholy, and grit of the Old West, and two brothers bound by blood, violence, and love.

Lucy Minor is the resident odd duck in the hamlet of Bury. He is a compulsive liar, a sickly weakling in a town famous for begetting brutish giants. Then Lucy accepts employment assisting the majordomo of the remote, foreboding Castle Von Aux. While tending to his new post as undermajordomo, he soon discovers the place harbours many dark secrets, not least of which is the whereabouts of the castle's master, Baron Von Aux. Thus begins a tale of polite theft, bitter heartbreak, domestic mystery, and cold-blooded murder. Undermajordomo Minor is an ink-black comedy of manners, an adventure, and a mystery, and a searing portrayal of rural Alpine bad behaviour, but above all it is a love story. And Lucy must be careful, for love is a violent thing.

他人即地獄。 有些人從來沒有搞懂這句話，卻活出了字面上的意思。 野蠻人來了。 曼布克獎決選《淘金殺手》作者派崔克‧德威特最新黑色喜劇傑作。 榮登《紐約時報》暢銷書榜。同名改編電影提名本屆金球獎最佳女主角。 「我從來沒讀過像這樣的故事，太令人興奮了。」──影后蜜雪兒‧菲佛，驚豔推薦 豪門寡婦法蘭西絲的人生計畫──就是在沒錢之前死掉。 沒想到廿年過去了，她還活著。於是帶著兒子前往巴黎打算把錢花個精光。 紐約上流社交圈中赫赫有名的貴婦法蘭西絲，出身名門，高貴美豔，但行事出了名的我行我素，讓人又畏又敬。自從丈夫驟逝後，她逐漸淡出社交圈。她形象愈神祕，眾人愈喜歡私下談論她的「逸聞」──那個故事裡，丈夫法蘭克生前是惡名昭彰的大訟棍，無奈死得毫不體面就算了，悲劇發生後，法蘭西絲竟然當場拋下死去的丈夫，按照原定計畫一個人跑去滑雪……如今廿年過去，她與獨子馬爾康幾乎將丈夫的遺產揮霍殆盡，於是決定拋下紐約的一切，不與任何人道別，帶著僅存的現金和已成年的兒子一同前往巴黎，還有家中的老貓小法蘭克，因為法蘭西絲相信死去丈夫的靈魂在貓身上。 佔有慾強、咄咄逼人的寡婦母親，和優柔寡斷、似乎不想長大的成年兒子，看似不和的兩人，一路上演鬧劇般的互不相讓，古怪的默契又意外令人動容。然而，紐約客的聰明和刻意的儀態終究掩飾不了內心劇烈的傷痛。名流富豪的生活絕非人人都能擁有，卻也沒有人能不活在他人的目光下，看似「野蠻」的儀態和沒有限制的人生，不代表一切可以自由選擇，生命有各自的泥淖。卡繆曾說，真正嚴肅的哲學問題只有一個。全書看似諷刺上流社會，其實在荒謬與鬧劇背後，作者始終有意藉由「不尋常」的人物，探索人的「處境」。如同前作《淘金殺手》，作者派崔克‧德威特的小說語調再輕鬆滑稽、漫不在乎，情節再荒謬歪樓，對白再辛辣好笑，都不妨礙他冷不防地拋出值得深思的哲學問題，人要去哪裡才能活得自由？天生氣場難自棄的法蘭西絲當然有被討厭的勇氣，她看似什麼都不缺，誰能明白她缺少什麼？又有多少人能夠像她這樣野蠻地活著？結局令人回味無窮。