Adam Vex

Guaranteed a supernaturally safe stay! (Definitely no murders) * A scandalous ex-porn-star demon, and a morally shady billionaire vampire walk into a bar . . . But this is no joke. It’s opening day at the SOS Hotel, and that lust demon? He’s my business partner. I know. What was I thinking? The suave, billionaire vampire however? He’s something else . . . Creating a sanctuary for the supernaturals left here when the tear in the veil sealed was always going to be difficult, but it’s all I have, and I’m going to make it work. Despite the murders, the missing humans, and the psychotic real estate mogul who wants to bulldoze the hotel . . . The SOS Hotel must thrive, whatever the cost. Because if it fails, I’ll lose everything. Including my life. My name is Adam. I’m just the boring human who works here, and I absolutely, definitely, do not have any secrets. Welcome to the SOS Hotel. What can possibly go wrong? Warning: SOS Hotel is a wild ride with adult content, dry humor, gratuitous sex, drugs, alcohol, explicit scenes and language, multiple murders, way-too-much swearing, morally corrupt good guys, vicious bad guys, everyone is a sociopath, and holding it all together is one definitely-not-dangerous human. Oh, and it starts out as MM, but will be MMM eventually, when they figure that out... Have a GREAT stay!

The third book in the SOS Hotel series... Three weeks in, and the SOS Hotel is still standing. I know, crazy right? Despite the gremlins, lethal electrics, shadowbeast in the attic, vampire threats, and psycho sorcerer, our doors remain open to all Lost Ones. Also, nobody has died… in a few days. 
 All I have to do is hold it all together, keep every guest safe, not mention the body in the flowerbeds, and maybe we’ll last another week?
But Sebastien has demanded Zee return to the club, or he’ll hurt more demons. Sebastien has become a big problem. And problems, like gremlins, have a habit of multiplying at the SOS Hotel. 
 I promised Zee I’d stay out of his other life. But I can’t—won’t watch Sebastien mistreat him. 
 I might be a boring, average, harmless human, but even I have my limits. 
 Plus, I’ve got a vampire on my side. Lord Reynard has a knack for getting answers out of people… Together, we’re going to find a way to break Sebastien’s hold over Zee, even if part of our plan involves an evening of la mort d’amour at Razorsedge. Reynard says we’re not going to do anything risky. But I kind of, maybe, just a little bit… want to?
 Trust me. I’m Adam Vex. Totally normal human. It’s all going to turn out just fine. I’m absolutely certain I have everything under control. 
 Probably. 
Welcome to the SOS Hotel. SOS Hotel is a whacky adventure about a vampire lord, an ex-porn-star demon, and a boring human who absolutely does not have any secrets. 18+ only. You'll find dark humor, explicit language and sex throughout the books. If you don't like the f-word, sex, some minor murders, or a few questionable pies thrown in, do not read these books. There will be triggering content for some, including sexual coercion. Proceed with caution. Have a GREAT stay!

What happens when you throw a whole bunch of Lost Ones in a posh hotel, sprinkle in some grown humans who like to play dress-up, add a twist of sinister vibes, a quirky treasure hunt, a spooky riddle, and some yummy sandwiches? Wait. You don’t know? F*ck, me neither. I guess we’re gonna find out. Some folks will probably get unalived—not our fault. Adam will want to help, because he’s nice like that. And Fancy Fangs is gonna sleep through it—or get his fine ass kidnapped. Because he’s ancient and mostly useless. Anyway, if folks are dying, why we gotta be heroes? It’s not like we’re famous for saving people. Oh wait… f*ck. Then there’s the whole magic snowstorm that rolls in, and now we’re stuck with Mr. Creepy Concierge, cameras in inappropriate places, and have I mentioned the axe murderer? Just another day on the road… But so we’re all clear, we’re definitely not on the run. SOS HOTEL: Icy Reception is the second book in a three part mini-series that takes place AFTER the main eight books in the SOS HOTEL series. If you haven't read the main books, don't start here. If you have read all previous books, then buckle up, babycakes. Sh*t's about to get real.

Did you think it was the end of our wild hotel adventures?Yeah, us too. The Big Bad is gone. Me (Zee, obvs), Adam, and Fancy-Fangs are long overdue some down-time. I’d also like a foot rub, a string of Tom’s hallucination-inducing cocktails, and endless hours of some much-needed personal time with my two favorite people between the sheets. And my pole.Hello, happy ever after!But it turns out, fate ain’t done with us yet.Everyone’s favorite sunshine twink is great at unexpectedly unaliving folks who probably deserve it. What he’s not great at is keeping secrets. So when Adam packs our bags and springs a surprise vacation on us, it’s obvious—even to Lord Fancy-Fangs—that something is up.We’ll play along and won’t ask questions, because it’s Adam. He’ll tell us what’s really going on… eventually.But as we take the SOS HOTEL team on the road, and the weirdness stacks up (biker gang werewolves, psycho witchy influencers, wicked trolls and sinkholes), there’s one question me and Fancy Fangs can’t shake.What the f*ck do dragons run from? (We’re back! Ha, didn’t see that coming, did you. Yeah, neither did we. I still don’t get a book about ME, but the author allowed me to write this blurb, so long as I don’t f*ckin’ swear. Pfft. So buckle up b*tches, the ride ain’t f*ckin’ over yet. Do you think you’re ready? Think again, cupcake. The crazy just got crazier.)Welcome to the SOS HOTEL ~ Where we’re definitely NOT on the run.

The fifth book in the whacky SOS HOTEL series... Closed for gremlin extermination... * Warning: SOS Hotel contains explicit language, situations, and content that some readers may find uncomfortable. And gremlins.

An ex-adult movie star, a broke vampire daddy, and a boring human are about to try and save the world...It's probably our fault your world is doomed, if I'm honest. Sorry about that. Sticking with honesty, we're not great at saving people, or ourselves. You should probably pack a bag and head for the hills.You know, just in case...My name is Adam Vex, and I'm definitely not the hero we all need, but along with Zee and Victor, a whole bunch of s*x demons, one shadow beast, a sassy AI bartender, and some uncontrollable gremlins, we're all you've got.Welcome to the end of the world at the SOS Hotel.We hope you enjoy your final resting place.* SOS Hotel contains explicit language, situations, and content that some readers may find uncomfortable, including frogs. There will likely be a few instances of unaliving, a whole lot of swearing (Zee does not have a profanity filter), and Sebastien being Sebastien.If you haven't read the previous books, definitely do not start here. This is the final book in the series.

One day, we might leave the hotel for a date or a shopping trip and not be hunted, shot at, kidnapped, and almost unalived by a hoard of gnomes…Apparently, that day is not today.My name is Adam Vex, and this is what happened when a day trip to a well-known Scandinavian home furniture store turned into a nightmare for me, Victor and Zee.No cacti were harmed in the making of this book, but some gnomes were. A whole lot of gnomes, actually. Reader discretion is advised.

SOS HOTEL Christmas Special can be read anytime after book 5 in the series to avoid spoilers.This book is a NOVELLA, and is shorter in length than the main books in the series.

My big secret is out. Adam Vex may be a tiny bit not human. But it’s not so bad. Just so long as Gideon Cain doesn’t find out. It’s probably best if I keep my head down and stay out of trouble, especially after our ‘tiny accident’ at the vampire chapel. But one little date won’t hurt. We deserve it. And what can go wrong at a fancy dinner? It’s not as though we’ll become tangled in a corporate plot to exploit Lost Ones in brutal fights to the death for entertainment, during which we attempt to free the fighters, only for the evening to end with me riding an enraged werewolf through the restaurant, and have the entire escapade viewed millions of times online resulting in all of San Francisco asking: What is Adam Vex? Pfft. Why would that happen?! * Warning: SOS Hotel contains explicit language, situations, and content that some readers may find kinda unsettling. The books also contain the BEST FUCKING DEMON there ever was, the worlds most useless vampire who has a weird thing for furniture, and a 100% human (ahem) who is super nice and deserves to have nice things.

Book #4 in the hilarious SOS Hotel series. Something is wrong with Tom Collins. More wrong than usual. Tom’s being nice. We should have known trouble was right around the corner. One attempted murder later, and Reynard is forced to disarm him (literally). No bartender, means no bar. Zee is grumpy and avoiding me, and the hotel’s measly profits are dwindling by the day. Things are not going well. We need our broken, foul-mouthed Tom Collins back. But don’t worry. Zee says saving Tom should be a walk in the park for me—General Vex, and Lycian, Scourge of Demios. Turns out, that walk in the park is more like a road to hell. My name is Adam Vex. I'm your average and mundane, human host. Welcome to another crazy day at the SOS Hotel.

It’s been two weeks since the SOS Hotel opened, and everything is going great . . . Apart from the detective who’s dead set on accusing Zee of murder, the leaking pipes, a psycho sorcerer stalker, a shadowbeast in the attic, and . . . did I mention Lord Reynard has a wife? Yeah, he didn’t mention it either. I could have done with knowing that before, you know, kinda falling for the suave, sexy Vampire Daddy. He also neglected to mention that his wife wants my head on a plate. Literally. This is not the love triangle I was expecting. If Reynard lied about that, what else is a lie? Is Zee right, and Lord Reynard wants our hotel? Or is it something more personal he desires, such as my heart? My name is Adam Vex. I’m totally, one hundred percent human. Welcome to the SOS Hotel. Where it’s about to get weird-er. * SOS Hotel is a whacky MMM adventure about a vampire lord, an ex-porn-star demon, and a boring human who absolutely does not have any secrets. 18+ only. You'll find dark humor abounds, plus explicit language and sex. If you don't like the f-word, or sex, with a little mass murder thrown in, do not read these books. There will be triggering content for some, including sexual coercion. Proceed with caution. Have a great stay!