when the โfuck itโ moment hits just right
yearning for so long that the MC finally snaps and has a fuck it moment. this hits the best when the relationship is taboo and they KNOW its wrong but give in anyway ๐ซจ
fuck it and then fuck each other ๐คท
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this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word โmasturbationโ, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax โฐ๏ธ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
๐ซต ๐๐ ๐ป๐๐ธ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ป! ๐ซต ๐ gladly ๐
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youโre so ๐๐๐
splish, splash, splosh, this water is about to slosh ๐ฆ shower, bath, pool, hot tub, ocean scenes where water is used as an aid for heat, buoyancy, assistance, ๐ป๐๐ถ๐ (im looking at you ms carlton ๐ฆ), and just general โจvibesโจ
in these steamy titles, the water should make you clean but you end up dirtier than when you entered, and weโre here for it ๐
save water, shower together โป๏ธ
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a delicious and nutritious salty treat
swallow his kids, or whatever ๐คง spunk, seed, semen, nut, cum, load, jizz, cream, ejaculateโwhatever you call it, just ensure you swallow, dont spit. no further notes ๐คญ
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shirtless men
Save a shirtless, bare-chested man! Each one is in dire need of a shirt! ๐ Those covers of romance novels are not very warm, although under the covers, it could be hot. Steaming, in fact. Maybe even scorching. ๐ฅตโค๏ธโ๐ฅ
(Other editions exist where the book cover has a shirtless man, but this list only includes those shirtless on PB. ) Enjoy! ๐
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