this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word ‘masturbation’, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax ⛰️ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
🫵 𝑔𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻! 🫵 😇 gladly 😇






serving your order of romance with a side of Ass
these books include back-door related action (think plugs, DP, regular anal, rimming, eating out, dildos, some w/ somnophilia). includes MF / MM / RH / MMF
perhaps the gr(ass) really is greener on the other side 🥵






Runaway Brides
Romance heroines with cold feet! In the accompanying episode, we get into the Julia Roberts and Sally Field of it all, but here we're just doing the books!






She's In The Wind
Romance novels where he fucks up and she's like byeeee... and then he's like, "What have I done??"





