A humorous, slice-of-life fantasy about a cat... who dreams of being immortal.Jenkins Greenleaf is no stranger to death. After all, he has nine lives and intends on living each one to the full. Deep in the dreaming woods, across the river and through the marsh, he discovers a secret forest sect. There he learns the ancient art of cultivation, along with all the other spirit beasts.Despite his affinity, his mentor warns him away from death qi. It is too dangerous, too unstable, and after all, there are so many other elements to cultivate.But nine lives are simply not enough. The road to immortality may start with clean fur and impeccable toe-beans, but how can one meditate without lungs to breath or blood to circulate?Trials and heavenly tribulations follow, but a cat will always land on his feet.Also featuring pesky pixies, mean toad girls, demonic rats and one knitting lich.A slice-of-life western cultivation.Redwall x Lovecraft x Beware of ChickenA standalone story in the Liches Get Stitches universe.