Herb is the best kind of man. He always listens. He’s very agreeable. He helps me at work. He’s a good cleaner. He doesn’t complain. And holy moly can he suck. I thought it would be me and Herb forever, the only guy to ever understand my needs. Then one night when Herb and I are cleaning the DNF bookshop, I notice my favorite book is no longer on the shelves. We discover a cute guy in the store, reading our favorite book: Milk Mama: The Adult Male's Guide to Drinking Milk From The Source. All I can hope is that he's into MFV.
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0 0Hahahahhaa, I can never look at our Henry vacuum the same ever again, especially the sound of ribbed tubing scraping against things.
This was so hilarious and cringe just like advertised and so much more. The heroine and the vacuum hero were everything the hero#2 wanted but didn't know he needed. They bonded together through their mutual kink and came out as a throuple. Love story for the ages, there's someone and something for everyone.
Thanks to Daisy Jane for the review copy and this is my honest review.
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