when the โfuck itโ moment hits just right
yearning for so long that the MC finally snaps and has a fuck it moment. this hits the best when the relationship is taboo and they KNOW its wrong but give in anyway ๐ซจ
fuck it and then fuck each other ๐คท






no third act breakup!
do you hate unnecessary heartache from couples deciding against all reason to breakup just to get back together two pages later? you're in the right place! all these books are safe from the third act breakup trope, but that doesn't mean they don't have angst and conflict!
greatly inspired by @beanchambers on tiktok
feel free to suggest books in the comments!






this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word โmasturbationโ, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax โฐ๏ธ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
๐ซต ๐๐ ๐ป๐๐ธ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ป! ๐ซต ๐ gladly ๐






Cover Porn: The Romance Edition
Romance books to read for the aesthetic (usually cartoon covers because Iโm trash for character art)






pat my head and call me a good girl
romance books with particular interest in the MC saying iterations of โgood girlโ (kneeling is encouraged) - praise kink is explored in some titles.
these characters want to please their love interests by listening and following instructions. best paired with a good girl doing ๐ท๐ถ๐น things.
this list is for those that were A+, teachers pet students and are now adults that want to be told they are doing a good job in the bedroom โญ๏ธ this list is NOT in reference to animals






three words we love to hear: โจspread your legsโจ
let's face it, you can barely do the split, but when he tells you to "spread your legs" for him, you spread them as wide as they can go like a good little s|u+. ๐โโ๏ธ






Spit on that thing
These romance books include spit play, but it definitely doesnโt stop there. Drinks and cum also make plenty of appearances. ๐๐ฆ






Slutty little stache
Romance books where the MMC has a mustache. Mustache rides may or may not be included ๐คญ