Tragedy and vampires: two words that no one seemed able—or willing—to detangle. Clementine wants to spend his vacation kissing his human boyfriend amidst romantic ruins and forgetting how much society hates his fangs, but the first ancient castle they tour boasts a myth about a vampire curse—specifically, their murderous tendencies and heroes who kill them. When a dalliance in the basement opens a trap door, Clementine and his boyfriend discover that the legends don't tell the whole tale... This is a short story about queer joy and resilience, with a little romance and mystery thrown in. It follows the main couple from How to Sell Your Blood and Fall in Love after the events of the novel but is a complete story that can be enjoyed on its own.