Ack. Two point five stars.

It's short, so I can't be too mad at it, but I'm a little mad. She's not like other girls. She's a 19 year old virgin with big glasses and baggy clothes. He's her best friend's older brother, a 26 year old cop who happens to be at the station when she's arrested for prostitution on St. Patrick's Day (all a misunderstanding - she was just wearing a tiny dress and bending into a car).

They get snowed in and they get it on. He's so sad, he's got an enormous penis and there's no way she can take it. But she can. To be fair, there was a fairly cute moment during their first time.

I dunno. This did nothing for me. But it's under 100 pages, so it wasn't too much time wasted.