Recs if you like Losers: Part I...

Unfortunately, I do love a poly romance.

MMF, FFM, MMM, FFF, MMFM, MMFF, monsters, aliens, whoever wants to join in on the hot & sexy fun…

Enthusiastically accepting recs!

self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.

if you hate the word ‘masturbation’, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax ⛰️ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.

🫵 𝑔𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻! 🫵 😇 gladly 😇

diamonds? never heard of her. these books feature all things hand(s) on neck romance—choking, breath play, asserting dominance—all in the name of pleasure !

your neck 🤝 their hand(s)

do you answer? the characters in these books did. this list contains books featuring anal play, from spanking to rimming to full on penetration (pegging included), there’s a little something for everyone 😈

as always, taking any and all suggestions!

hey google, play sports car by tate mcrae 🏎️ theres just something about the risk of exhibitionism and contorting bodies in a confined space with rapidly decreasing oxygen 🥵

from secret hookups in a parking lot to saying fuck it cause you cant wait to make it to a bedroom, these romance books all feature explicit car scenes 🏁

theyll drive stick while you ride the stick🚦

romance books with reflective surface scenes where they watch themselves or each other 👀

PSA: the “dirty” in the title is not intended to have a negative connotation, but instead be a play on words; this is a safe space 🫂

theres a mirror joke here somewhere but i cant see it — apologies to vampires everywhere.

these books include back-door related action (think plugs, DP, regular anal, rimming, eating out, dildos, some w/ somnophilia). includes MF / MM / RH / MMF

perhaps the gr(ass) really is greener on the other side 🥵

but the jury is out on the actions of their brat tamer🧎‍♂️‍➡️are we in an elevator cause these MCs are ready to push all the buttons for a crumb of punishment in return 🙂‍↕️ the way they run their mouth you would think they were in a marathon 🏃

being told to watch your mouth is a challenge, not a threat—don’t forget that 😌

romance books with particular interest in the MC saying iterations of “good girl” (kneeling is encouraged) - praise kink is explored in some titles.

these characters want to please their love interests by listening and following instructions. best paired with a good girl doing 𝒷𝒶𝒹 things.

this list is for those that were A+, teachers pet students and are now adults that want to be told they are doing a good job in the bedroom ⭐️ this list is NOT in reference to animals

whether for their partners pleasure or because they like the way it looks, have a metal detector handy.

no magnets allowed

let's face it, you can barely do the split, but when he tells you to "spread your legs" for him, you spread them as wide as they can go like a good little s|u+. 🙂‍↕️

You don't want to choose? You like several men treating their woman like a queen? Welcome home.

romance books with orgasm denial and edging 🎢

giving up control to make the pleasure last longer + feel more intense OR as punishment 🙂‍↕️ MF / MM / RH ; the whole gang is here!!

remember, whatever you do: don’t ! come ! 🥵

orgasm request status: denied ❌

these books feature scenes where characters deny their partners the opportunity to orgasm, aka orgasm denial, edging, or orgasm control

as always, taking any suggestions!!

These romance books include spit play, but it definitely doesn’t stop there. Drinks and cum also make plenty of appearances. 😌💦

romance books with free use / CNC scenes inspired by @PowahWom

essentially, the MC is giving up their body to be used for sex at the whim of the other person(s). free use can occur without consent but have tried my best to include majority of titles with explicit consent planned before or during the activities.

in the words of Shakira, “Whenever, wherever”

Who knew cardio could be this much fun? 🤭 These books include different levels of primal play scenes. Make sure to check your triggers!

Books where at least one of the characters have piercings. Where? There! 🍆🍒👅 this list is not limited to humans 😈

Let’s put it this way, if this was ao3, it would be tagged inappropriate use of a knife (or gun) 🖤 Many of these have said accessories only used externally, while others… 👀😱

I haven’t read every single book on this list yet, so please correct me if I am wrong somewhere.

As always, book recs are always very welcum 💦😈

When books turn knotty naughty and one of the characters gets tied up. 🤭😏 ‘Cause I might be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it… 🎶 Nothing like some bondage scene to spice things up. From shibari to handcuffs, from tentacles to cowboys who really know how to use a lasso, and wether the FMC or MMC is the one restrained, there is a little bit of everything in here.

I haven’t read every book here, so please correct me if I am wrong somewhere. Suggestions are always very welcum 💦