I can’t believe it’s not lube!
I thought I'd slide in here with my first list. This is for substances not labeled specifically for sexual lubrication. Think butter, blood, coffee syrup, sewing machine oil. Desperate times! 🧈🍯🩸 I’ve included coconut oil mentions, even though that’s pretty standard lube. I’ve omitted spit. Recs welcome!






Gothic romances I YEARN to experince...
feel free to give recs to add!






Dark Romance
Mutual Obsession? Dark Military? Forbidden Romance? The Mafia? Vampires? Well count me in. (Please check your TWs before engaging in these books).






2026 Fantasy/Romance Series Continuations 💭
Upcoming sequels to beloved fantasy and romance series coming out this year!






Cover Porn: Extremely Pretty🎀
Books with covers I find delicious, because yes, I judge books by their covers, a good cover could convince me to read a book🙂↕️






Arachnophile
Just me over here and my love of spiders.
ARCACHNOPHOBES BEWARE! Here there be spiders. From the title, to prominent characters to cover art.
Feel free to suggest additions! (Attempting to be mostly fiction, but if there are any good nonfiction spider books please let me know! Also I'm not doing comic books, because this would become the Spiderman/Black Widow list instead v.v)






These edibles ain’t shit
A list of books I’ve either already listened to stoned or intend to so I can earn badges, please don’t take my opinion on any of these books seriously I am deeply unserious (before you ask I’ve tried physically reading books stoned and I can’t, I can only read memes and fanfics stoned. I’ve also seen all the twilight movies stoned)





