Sometimes a girl just needs a bottle of wine, a box of chocolates and a phone-controlled toy to brighten up her lonely Friday night. Except if you’re Lorelei Johnson then it doesn’t happen without incident. The toy breaks and gets stuck somewhere… it shouldn’t, and she spills wine on her phone causing it to malfunction so she can’t turn it off either. Desperate, she seeks help from her tech-savvy long-time childhood friend who happens to live next door. Except he’s not home and instead Lorelei walks in on three superhot but very scary men, ransacking her friend's house, looking for what she has no idea, all while she is being zapped awkwardly into the stratosphere at random intervals. Publisher Not for sensitive readers. Reader discretion is highly advised.