Have you exhausted your creative will to write non-redundant romance works? Perhaps you've been plagued with Ctrl+F alerting you out to the fact that you've written "velvet covered steel" nine hundred times? Alas, dear friends, fret not for before you is the ultimate guide to romanticized linguistic greatness. From the most swoon-worthy ministrations to the traumatizingly cringy. This guide is for any romance author to spice up their novels and elevate their overall use of language. This collection covers words for every romance subgenre including Contemporary, Paranormal, Reverse Harem/Why Choose, Fantasy, Dark, and everything in-between. From the peculiar mind of BookTok's @SamanthaReadsSpicy, welcome to The Smutesaurus.