Enjoy this collection of funny, stupid and often bizarre laws from the Northeast. This includes the states of Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and Vermont. This collection includes a selection of both past and current laws. Below is a sample law from each It is against the law for an imbecile or feeble minded person to get married. Catching lobsters with your bare hands is illegal. It is against the law to attempt to fight a pigeon. New Hanging yourself from a tree that is more than 100 years old is a crime. New It is against the law to slurp your soup. New Urinating on a bird of any kind, is illegal. Singing while in a bathtub is illegal. Rhode It is against the law to impersonate an auctioneer. Whistling while underwater is illegal.