'Til Undeath Do Us Part

'Til Undeath Do Us Part

Ellie Palmer

Enjoyment: 4.0Quality: 3.5Characters: 3.5Plot: 3.0Audiobook:

Butcher & Blackbird meets My Roommate is a Vampire by way of Fargo in a fresh and funny paranormal-horror rom-com about a woman who unwittingly becomes a vampire and her mortician husband who helps out when the bodies start piling up; thus rekindling their relationship. Francesca Sikorski wasn’t planning on becoming a vampire, but she doesn’t exactly regret it either. When a car accident on a snowy highway cracks her amber mosquito pendant open like a cursed Cadbury Egg, she's bitten by an ancient mosquito that saves her from bleeding out on the street but leaves her sun-sensitive, ravenous, and slightly more murder-y than before. So sure, there’s an adjustment to be made. But on the plus side, her chronic pain and dead bedroom are things of the past! Alex Sikorski would do anything to rescue his rocky marriage, but now that his wife's undead, they have new problems to navigate in couple's therapy—like hiding bodies, stealing blood from corpses, and figuring out whether his wife might be a literal monster… or finally just herself again. Between covering up a kill or two (okay, three), Alex and Francesca certainly have their work cut out for them. They’re determined to make this marriage work, even as their marital vow of “till death do us part” loses its previous relevance. But as more drained bodies pile up around their sleepy northern town of Helsing Bay—bodies Francesca swears she had nothing to do with—they must neutralize the rival vampire she's accidentally unleashed on the neighborhood. A big question still remains for Alex and Francesca—what kind of life can they build together now that one of them is dead?

Published: Feb 02, 2027

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Est. Pages: 320

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Fiction
Adult
Romance
Horror
Vampire
Paranormal
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