clean mirror, dirty reflections
romance books with reflective surface scenes where they watch themselves or each other π
PSA: the βdirtyβ in the title is not intended to have a negative connotation, but instead be a play on words; this is a safe space π«
theres a mirror joke here somewhere but i cant see it β apologies to vampires everywhere.






this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word βmasturbationβ, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax β°οΈ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
π«΅ ππ π»ππΈπ ππππππππ»! π«΅ π gladly π






Gentle Femdom-ish (MF)
MF romance novels where she dommes a little bit... or a lot. π Contemporary and historical.






The Lumber Snack Collection
If he/she/they smells faintly of pine, carries an axe, and can split firewood shirtless...he/she/they probably belongs on this list. Feel free to leave suggestions! π





