this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word ‘masturbation’, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax ⛰️ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
🫵 𝑔𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻! 🫵 😇 gladly 😇
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clean mirror, dirty reflections
romance books with reflective surface scenes where they watch themselves or each other 👀
PSA: the “dirty” in the title is not intended to have a negative connotation, but instead be a play on words; this is a safe space 🫂
theres a mirror joke here somewhere but i cant see it — apologies to vampires everywhere.
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Gentle Femdom-ish (MF)
MF romance novels where she dommes a little bit... or a lot. 😅 Contemporary and historical.
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The Lumber Snack Collection
If he/she/they smells faintly of pine, carries an axe, and can split firewood shirtless...he/she/they probably belongs on this list. Feel free to leave suggestions! 🔞
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