Ho! Ho! No!! Step One: Infiltrate Cringle Academy (which is filled with the snobbiest witches and wizards in existence, ugh) Step Two: Kidnap Santa Step Three: Win back my stolen crown Step Four: Take back Christmas I'm the last Christmas elf and I'm freaking tired of that jolly, twinkle-eyed joke acting like he invented my holiday! I’m tired of witches and wizards turning Christmas into a corporation. And I’m absolutely over the whole elegant Christmas vibe these weirdos created. I mean pastels?! When did Christmas involve PASTELS! I’m competing in this school’s famous Christmas Cringle Competition. A week of everything Christmas--baking, snowball fights, gingerbread houses. Oh, I’ve so got this. There are a few things threatening to ruin my plans though: Professor Jack Frost is winter itself. He's a powerful, ancient elf that could ruin my ruse if he gets too close and realizes who I really am. Nick Krampus, the frightening Krampus monster who enjoys his job of punishing naughty people way too much. Yikes--is kidnapping Santa considered naughty? Pyr Claus. Cringle Academy's little golden prince who I will in no way fall for. I don't care how good he looks or how everyone seems to buy his whole nice guy act. He's a Claus, enemy numero uno. I'm pretty sure they know I've got Santa in my closet... I am so dead. Author Note: A STANDALONE holiday why choose/paranormal reverse harem with three male love interests and mm scenes.