this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word ‘masturbation’, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax ⛰️ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
🫵 𝑔𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻! 🫵 😇 gladly 😇






couples with a licence to bang
hey google, play sports car by tate mcrae 🏎️ theres just something about the risk of exhibitionism and contorting bodies in a confined space with rapidly decreasing oxygen 🥵
from secret hookups in a parking lot to saying fuck it cause you cant wait to make it to a bedroom, these romance books all feature explicit car scenes 🏁
theyll drive stick while you ride the stick🚦






the 𝓂𝑒𝒶𝓉 is RAW
men raw dogging with no protection. the leads either consciously decide they want to have unprotected sex (bonus points if they tell each other they got tested and are clean), they dont have a condom available, or they 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑔𝑒𝓉 to use one and realise after that they made an oopsie (± pregnancy). pretend STDs/STIs dont exist, ok? 🙂↕️






and they were roommates!
who doesn’t love a little romantic tension in their kitchen






Feel good romance books
Romance books which just make you feel good while reading them. They have a happy end and good vibes overall. Maybe you enjoy reading them during the summer or when you need a little something to take your mind of things. They don't have very dark topic, though they don't have to be without a little conflict to keep you entertained. Feel free to comment so I can add more recommendations!






love like hot cocoa in the rain
the perfect books for curling up in bed with your comfort food and reading the entire day
i hope that you absolutely CONQUER this list and have fun while doing so☺️






sea salt kisses
The perfect beach reads! Fluffy romance that takes place on the beach, the lake, the river...anywhere that feels like summer. Make sure you leave your recs below :)






My Ultimate Friends to Lovers
Top tier Friends to Lovers Romance






sequel men do it better
while I do always love the OG man, sequel men are just superior






the ultimate romance collection 🩷






Under 10 Hours - NSFW & romance audiobooks
Audiobooks that are less than 10 hours long and are NSFW or have romance elements - from cosy to spicy! Recommendations welcome!






Soft romance
Cute books that are cozy reads






[that roommates vine]
there's nothing quite like the forced proximity of a shared living space 😉






But Oh No! They’re Roommates…
What happens with two lovers are under the same roof?! 😘
Let me know if you have any recs to add!






Romance Books with Summer Vibes
A feel-good mix of romance reads that are perfect for summer!






June Must Reads
Books for the summer






I’m on a boat. 🛥️
Romance books that take place on, near, or adjacent to boats. Time to listen to yacht rock and enjoy the ride.






"And they were roommates."
Once roommates, now lovers






Summer Romance Reading
Perfect beach reads for romance lovers






Exiting books🥰😍🤩
Everything 🥰🥰





