The hilarious New York Times bestselling literary essay collection from Sloane Crosley, the author of I Was Told There'd Be Cake and The Clasp. Sloane Crosley, the brilliantly funny "fountain of observations" (Boston Globe), now takes readers from a bear-infested wedding in Alaska to a run-in with clowns in Portugal in a new collection of essays about the messiest and most unexpected dilemmas life has to offer. Show me the doll -- Lost in space -- Take a stab at it -- It's always home you'll miss -- Light pollution -- If you sprinkle -- An abbreviated catalog of tongues -- Le Paris! -- Off the back of a truck