New York Times bestselling and Hugo Award-winning author John Scalzi gift-wraps fifteen short takes on the holiday season—interviews with holiday notables, “informational” articles about TV specials and Christmas carols, short stories and poems, and even a couple of nods to Thanksgiving and New Year’s—and puts them all into a stocking stuffer-sized package that makes the perfect gift for friends, family, or yourself. Table of Introduction Science Fictional Thanksgiving Grace A Bitter November The 10 Least Successful Holiday Specials of All Time An Interview With Santa's Lawyer A Personal Top 10 of Things That Are Not Titles to Christmas Songs and/or Lifetime Holiday Movies and Honestly I Don't Understand Why Christmas in July Interview With Santa's Reindeer Wrangler 8 Things You Didn't Know You Didn't Know About Your Favorite Holiday Music Jackie Jones and Melrose Mandy Interview with the Christmas Bunny Jangle the Elf Grants Wishes Script Notes on The Birth of Jesus Sarah's Sister Interview With the Nativity Innkeeper Resolutions for the New Year