this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word ‘masturbation’, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax ⛰️ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
🫵 𝑔𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻! 🫵 😇 gladly 😇






serving your order of romance with a side of Ass
these books include back-door related action (think plugs, DP, regular anal, rimming, eating out, dildos, some w/ somnophilia). includes MF / MM / RH / MMF
perhaps the gr(ass) really is greener on the other side 🥵






When he washes or braids her hair
There’s just something about a love interest washing or braiding someone's hair that gets me every single time 🥹






free to use: anywhere, anytime
romance books with free use / CNC scenes inspired by @PowahWom
essentially, the MC is giving up their body to be used for sex at the whim of the other person(s). free use can occur without consent but have tried my best to include majority of titles with explicit consent planned before or during the activities.
in the words of Shakira, “Whenever, wherever”






The Ultimate Grumpy × Sunshine Setup
One hates everyone and the other smile too much. Somehow, it works — and now feelings are involved.






Ink, Shadows, and Obsession
Books where love isn’t safe, simple, or pure—but it is consuming.






Mafia Romances 🔫🖤
A collection of romance books with mafia backgrounds and plots (feel free to add suggestions!)






Pretty Little Felon 🥀 🔫 ✨
High heels, higher stakes, and a rap sheet that’s just as long as her wish list. For the girls who are too pretty for prison but just right for a Pakhan. 🥂⛓️






blood oaths & bad decisions
mafia, crime families, organized crime vibes





