serving your order of romance with a side of Ass
these books include back-door related action (think plugs, DP, regular anal, rimming, eating out, dildos, some w/ somnophilia). includes MF / MM / RH / MMF
perhaps the gr(ass) really is greener on the other side ๐ฅต






this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word โmasturbationโ, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax โฐ๏ธ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
๐ซต ๐๐ ๐ป๐๐ธ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ป! ๐ซต ๐ gladly ๐






couples with a licence to bang
hey google, play sports car by tate mcrae ๐๏ธ theres just something about the risk of exhibitionism and contorting bodies in a confined space with rapidly decreasing oxygen ๐ฅต
from secret hookups in a parking lot to saying fuck it cause you cant wait to make it to a bedroom, these romance books all feature explicit car scenes ๐
theyll drive stick while you ride the stick๐ฆ






pat my head and call me a good girl
romance books with particular interest in the MC saying iterations of โgood girlโ (kneeling is encouraged) - praise kink is explored in some titles.
these characters want to please their love interests by listening and following instructions. best paired with a good girl doing ๐ท๐ถ๐น things.
this list is for those that were A+, teachers pet students and are now adults that want to be told they are doing a good job in the bedroom โญ๏ธ this list is NOT in reference to animals






These men sure like to keep a souvenir ๐ฉฒ๐
Books where an MMC steals the underwear of his obsession ๐ Are they merely a trophy? Or does he use them for โจsolo-adventuresโจ? Does he do it secretly or does he tease his partner with it? Time shall tellโฆ
Seriously? In THIS economy?! I know, I know, but who can resist a man who is that down bad ๐คญ๐ (also he better buy new panties after)
I havenโt read every single book on this list yet, so please correct me if I am wrong somewhere. As always, book recs are always very welcum ๐ฆ๐






If BookTok sneezed, it ended up on this listโฆ
Featuring morally gray men, unreliable narrators, emotional damage, dragons, serial killers, fake dating, enemies-to-lovers, and at least 47 books someone claimed โchanged their life.โ Proceed with caution.






The Restricted Section
playfully named after the very section in HP, this is a short list for problematic or controversial authors. if there are any titles/authors you believe should be added Iโm open to researching and adding more. Will try to stick to 1 book per author.*






love triangles that are 180ยฐ
i have an ACUTE condition and this list is the cure โ ๏ธ you might need pythagorasโ theorem to work out these love triangles so buckle up and enjoy the ride COS things are about to heat up โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
these characters will get TANgled with their feelings trying to decide which way they will go. who will SINk and who will swim?
๐ฉCW there is cheating in some of these titles






"Don't tell my mom"
thank you to @joycebari and @vasilissa inspiring the list to be created! we listen and we are indeed casting judgment. Books that your loved ones will never see you read....readers be aware






Reading Smut
a collection of the "smut of the month" books featured on the Reading Smut podcast hosted by Brea Grant and Mallory O'Meara. "a show about spicy books and the people who love them!"






i like my smut SPICY ๐ถ๏ธ ๐ฅต๐ฅ๐งฏ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฆโ๐ฅ
sometimes u just gotta read some p0rn with plot amirite






"Oh nooo Step-bro"
taboo books you know you're curious ๐






Dark Romance ๐ค
Need dark romance recs? ๐ค๐ฅ
Obsessive love. Toxic tension. Betrayal that tastes like devotion.
Enemies who touch like lovers. Soulmates who destroy.
Slow burns that scorch. Fast flames that consume.
If you want romance that hurts so goodโฆ
We got you ๐ซถ๐ป
*** Only the first book of the series have been added ***






Eggs ARE for breakfast
Locally sourced. Farm fresh. Organic. Cage free. ๐คญFrom happy cows come happy eggs. Donโt ask questions. Everyoneโs having a nice normal breakfast. Donโt make it weird.






๐ซ We ShouldnโtโฆBut We Will โ Forbidden Romance
Stolen glances, secrecy, and emotions that refuse to stay quiet. Messy, intense, and addictive.






Spice Level: Unhinged
This is your warning label.
The Spice Level: Unhinged list is reserved for stories that donโt just cross the lineโthey erase it entirely. These are the books where tension burns slow and then explodes, where magic and darkness collide with obsession, and where love is anything but safe. Expect morally gray to black (or outright dangerous) characters, power dynamics that bite, and relationships that blur the line between devotion and destruction.






Dark Romance
Book Attic






Reading Smut Podcast Readalongs
All the books covered on the monthly deep-dive episodes of the Reading Smut podcast. More will be added as episodes drop.






Rasฤฑst, homopแธฅoสปbic, prob, prษdatยบry authors
I'm making a list of authors, the problematic information is very public and easy to find. This list is to inform anyone that doesn't know. The authors are horrible people and I never separated the art from the artist!
Never-ending list that just keeps on growing





Books for the Good Girls / Boys ;)
This is where it gets dark, depraved, and oh so delicious!





