this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word ‘masturbation’, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax ⛰️ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
🫵 𝑔𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻! 🫵 😇 gladly 😇
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couples with a licence to bang
hey google, play sports car by tate mcrae 🏎️ theres just something about the risk of exhibitionism and contorting bodies in a confined space with rapidly decreasing oxygen 🥵
from secret hookups in a parking lot to saying fuck it cause you cant wait to make it to a bedroom, these romance books all feature explicit car scenes 🏁
theyll drive stick while you ride the stick🚦
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serving your order of romance with a side of Ass
these books include back-door related action (think plugs, DP, regular anal, rimming, eating out, dildos, some w/ somnophilia). includes MF / MM / RH / MMF
perhaps the gr(ass) really is greener on the other side 🥵
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pat my head and call me a good girl
romance books with particular interest in the MC saying iterations of “good girl” (kneeling is encouraged) - praise kink is explored in some titles.
these characters want to please their love interests by listening and following instructions. best paired with a good girl doing 𝒷𝒶𝒹 things.
this list is for those that were A+, teachers pet students and are now adults that want to be told they are doing a good job in the bedroom ⭐️ this list is NOT in reference to animals
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These men sure like to keep a souvenir 🩲😏
Books where an MMC steals the underwear of his obsession 👀 Are they merely a trophy? Or does he use them for ✨solo-adventures✨? Does he do it secretly or does he tease his partner with it? Time shall tell…
Seriously? In THIS economy?! I know, I know, but who can resist a man who is that down bad 🤭😏 (also he better buy new panties after)
I haven’t read every single book on this list yet, so please correct me if I am wrong somewhere. As always, book recs are always very welcum 💦😈
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If BookTok sneezed, it ended up on this list…
Featuring morally gray men, unreliable narrators, emotional damage, dragons, serial killers, fake dating, enemies-to-lovers, and at least 47 books someone claimed “changed their life.” Proceed with caution.
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The Restricted Section
playfully named after the very section in HP, this is a short list for problematic or controversial authors. if there are any titles/authors you believe should be added I’m open to researching and adding more. Will try to stick to 1 book per author.*
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love triangles that are 180°
i have an ACUTE condition and this list is the cure ⚠️ you might need pythagoras’ theorem to work out these love triangles so buckle up and enjoy the ride COS things are about to heat up ❤️🔥
these characters will get TANgled with their feelings trying to decide which way they will go. who will SINk and who will swim?
🚩CW there is cheating in some of these titles
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"Don't tell my mom"
thank you to @joycebari and @vasilissa inspiring the list to be created! we listen and we are indeed casting judgment. Books that your loved ones will never see you read....readers be aware
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Reading Smut
a collection of the "smut of the month" books featured on the Reading Smut podcast hosted by Brea Grant and Mallory O'Meara. "a show about spicy books and the people who love them!"
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i like my smut SPICY 🌶️ 🥵🔥🧯🕯️🐦🔥
sometimes u just gotta read some p0rn with plot amirite
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"Oh nooo Step-bro"
taboo books you know you're curious 😉
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Dark Romance 🖤
Need dark romance recs? 🖤🔥
Obsessive love. Toxic tension. Betrayal that tastes like devotion.
Enemies who touch like lovers. Soulmates who destroy.
Slow burns that scorch. Fast flames that consume.
If you want romance that hurts so good…
We got you 🫶🏻
*** Only the first book of the series have been added ***
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Eggs ARE for breakfast
Locally sourced. Farm fresh. Organic. Cage free. 🤭From happy cows come happy eggs. Don’t ask questions. Everyone’s having a nice normal breakfast. Don’t make it weird.
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🚫 We Shouldn’t…But We Will ● Forbidden Romance
Stolen glances, secrecy, and emotions that refuse to stay quiet. Messy, intense, and addictive.
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Dark Romance
Book Attic
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Reading Smut Podcast Readalongs
All the books covered on the monthly deep-dive episodes of the Reading Smut podcast. More will be added as episodes drop.
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Rasıst, homopḥoʻbic, prob, prɛdatºry authors
I'm making a list of authors, the problematic information is very public and easy to find. This list is to inform anyone that doesn't know. The authors are horrible people and I never separated the art from the artist!
Never-ending list that just keeps on growing
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Books Represented by Lexi (NewlyNova)
For those of you who subscribe to newlynova on either YouTube or TikTok, I have compiled a list of books that she has mentioned in her videos
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Books for the Good Girls / Boys ;)
This is where it gets dark, depraved, and oh so delicious!
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