Wanted: Nanny for preschooler. Must love dinosaurs, silly songs, hand puppets, and will definitely not fall for his single dad. After my three-year-old terror on two feet turns my live interview into a viral joke, I’m crowned the internet’s favorite “zaddy.” Whatever that means. But when my newfound fame threatens my shot at tenure, I know I need help to keep my academic career on track. In saunters Kennedy Novak, an effervescent ray of sunshine. With her megawatt smile and endless patience, she is a godsend, exactly what my son, Finn, needs. Exactly what I need to stabilize my home life. Which makes my attraction to her all the more problematic. Even though she’s twelve years my junior, I can’t ignore her lush body, the playful way she calls me “professor,” or how she moans my name when we almost kiss. Yet I know I can’t cross that line and risk losing the best thing that has ever happened to Finn and me. Until her ex comes back. Then all bets are off. Because there is no way I’ll give up Kennedy, internet fame or tenured position be damned.