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They tricked me into a dark and unholy union. Three bastards in witch hats, leather pants, and iron masks. These supernatural stalkers have claimed me for their coven. They won’t go away. These assholes will. not. leave. All because I fell for an urban Touch the Witch’s Tree on a moonless night and discover magic. Wholesome magic kinky rituals, blood sacrifice, and jizz potions. Oh, and a forest god who eats people—while they’re still alive and screaming. Send help, and I’ll send cupcakes. The Witchwood Boys Are Trending is a reverse harem/why choose romance (meaning one woman with three men). It’s a unique blend of cozy urban fantasy and dark horror, and while it starts spicy, it gets much, much spicier. Inside, you’ll find forced proximity tropes, grumpy-sunshine dynamics, and a main character with a banana slug tattoo. All characters are 22 or older.
Publication Year: 2024
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Here we are again people. This book has many things that are fucked up. And yet I read the entire thing.
Things I learned:
Many potions require cum from multiple men
Potions also require: blood, spit, and female “juices”
These additives change the color of the potion.
Sometimes people have to drink these potions.
In order to initiate a new coven member, there is a primal situation with each member must fuck the female and all must fuck in the forest.
Most importantly, don’t test out wild stories your grandma told you that may result in you being sucked through a tree into a parallel area where you will be trapped if you speak to anyone in the woods.
Read the trigger/content warnings.
Yes I will read book 2. No I don’t want to talk about it.