You know when you’re trying to talk to a beautiful woman and everything goes horribly wrong? Yeah, me too. Marigold When a group of alien thugs cornered me in a dark alley of a remote space station, I expected to face a life of hard labor, or worse. What better way to get rid of a woman who has devoted her life to prosecuting slave traffickers. I’m just a little confused about why the big one keeps offering me his cat. Iahlo Our mission was simple: to find Marigold Witherspoon and give her some incredible news. I honestly don’t know how it turned into an abduction. I should have just stayed home with my cat. But now, I have to figure out how to convince the frightened woman that I’m her soulmate. Normally, I’m not the best communicator, but with a woman that I ache to possess, I can’t even string two words together. Disclaimer: The Interplanetary Unity Council takes no responsibility for any of the alien smut found in this multi-author collaboration. Not recommended for youth who have not reached legal adulthood on their home planet