this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word ‘masturbation’, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax ⛰️ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
🫵 𝑔𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻! 🫵 😇 gladly 😇






you’re so 𝓌𝑒𝓉
splish, splash, splosh, this water is about to slosh 💦 shower, bath, pool, hot tub, ocean scenes where water is used as an aid for heat, buoyancy, assistance, 𝒻𝑒𝒶𝓇 (im looking at you ms carlton 🦈), and just general ✨vibes✨
in these steamy titles, the water should make you clean but you end up dirtier than when you entered, and we’re here for it 🛁
save water, shower together ♻️






Feel good romance books
Romance books which just make you feel good while reading them. They have a happy end and good vibes overall. Maybe you enjoy reading them during the summer or when you need a little something to take your mind of things. They don't have very dark topic, though they don't have to be without a little conflict to keep you entertained. Feel free to comment so I can add more recommendations!






Practice Makes Perfect
There's nothing I love more than some silly reason for one character to need dating lessons (or spicy ones!)






The Ultimate Grumpy × Sunshine Setup
One hates everyone and the other smile too much. Somehow, it works — and now feelings are involved.






Friends-to-lovers starter pack <3
My absolute fav trope in the world!!! because nothing hits harder than the slow burn, the pining, the “we’ve always been just friends” until suddenly one touch changes everything 😭💌 Like… the history, the comfort, the way they already know each other’s hearts, it just makes the romance 10x more swoony.






Make You Want To Fall In Love






the ultimate romance collection 🩷






[that roommates vine]
there's nothing quite like the forced proximity of a shared living space 😉






But Oh No! They’re Roommates…
What happens with two lovers are under the same roof?! 😘
Let me know if you have any recs to add!






The Trope: Fake Dating
who doesn't love a good fake dating trope?






After ending a unfinished fantasy saga🤡
books that you should read after a WTF ending of a unfinished fantasy saga 🤡... yes like onyx storm girl






Nationalities in Titles 🌍






Fav Summer Reads
Just some of my favourite summer reads for relaxing beach days!! Easy reads that keep you hooked from the very beginning :)






Foodie Reads
Food and drink on the cover or in the title. Apparently there's a lot?
Books ive added I either own or are on my tbr, feel free to recommend more






Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato
i’m walkin’ here!
Books that take place in NYC and New York






The Trope: Forced Proximity
Who doesn't love a forced proximity romance? The tension it builds is often unbeatable. Here are my recs, and as always feel free to recommend more!






Books that make you kick your feet and giggle






Friends-to-lovers






oldest books on ptbr
books that range from 2015-2022 and a sprinkle of ? purchase dates lmfao. i can at least say 70% of this list is inherited books





