this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word ‘masturbation’, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax ⛰️ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
🫵 𝑔𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻! 🫵 😇 gladly 😇
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you’re so 𝓌𝑒𝓉
splish, splash, splosh, this water is about to slosh 💦 shower, bath, pool, hot tub, ocean scenes where water is used as an aid for heat, buoyancy, assistance, 𝒻𝑒𝒶𝓇 (im looking at you ms carlton 🦈), and just general ✨vibes✨
in these steamy titles, the water should make you clean but you end up dirtier than when you entered, and we’re here for it 🛁
save water, shower together ♻️
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Feel good romance books
Romance books which just make you feel good while reading them. They have a happy end and good vibes overall. Maybe you enjoy reading them during the summer or when you need a little something to take your mind of things. They don't have very dark topic, though they don't have to be without a little conflict to keep you entertained. Feel free to comment so I can add more recommendations!
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Practice Makes Perfect
There's nothing I love more than some silly reason for one character to need dating lessons (or spicy ones!)
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The Ultimate Grumpy × Sunshine Setup
One hates everyone and the other smile too much. Somehow, it works — and now feelings are involved.
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Friends-to-lovers starter pack <3
My absolute fav trope in the world!!! because nothing hits harder than the slow burn, the pining, the “we’ve always been just friends” until suddenly one touch changes everything 😭💌 Like… the history, the comfort, the way they already know each other’s hearts, it just makes the romance 10x more swoony.
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Make You Want To Fall In Love
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the ultimate romance collection 🩷
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The Trope: Fake Dating
who doesn't love a good fake dating trope?
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But Oh No! They’re Roommates…
What happens with two lovers are under the same roof?! 😘
Let me know if you have any recs to add!
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After ending a unfinished fantasy saga🤡
books that you should read after a WTF ending of a unfinished fantasy saga 🤡... yes like onyx storm girl
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Nationalities in Titles 🌍
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[that roommates vine]
there's nothing quite like the forced proximity of a shared living space 😉
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Fav Summer Reads
Just some of my favourite summer reads for relaxing beach days!! Easy reads that keep you hooked from the very beginning :)
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Foodie Reads
Food and drink on the cover or in the title. Apparently there's a lot?
Books ive added I either own or are on my tbr, feel free to recommend more
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Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato
i’m walkin’ here!
Books that take place in NYC and New York
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The Trope: Forced Proximity
Who doesn't love a forced proximity romance? The tension it builds is often unbeatable. Here are my recs, and as always feel free to recommend more!
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Books that make you kick your feet and giggle
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oldest books on ptbr
books that range from 2015-2022 and a sprinkle of ? purchase dates lmfao. i can at least say 70% of this list is inherited books
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I loooove
When you want to believe in love again 🤍
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