serving your order of romance with a side of Ass
these books include back-door related action (think plugs, DP, regular anal, rimming, eating out, dildos, some w/ somnophilia). includes MF / MM / RH / MMF
perhaps the gr(ass) really is greener on the other side ๐ฅต






pat my head and call me a good girl
romance books with particular interest in the MC saying iterations of โgood girlโ (kneeling is encouraged) - praise kink is explored in some titles.
these characters want to please their love interests by listening and following instructions. best paired with a good girl doing ๐ท๐ถ๐น things.
this list is for those that were A+, teachers pet students and are now adults that want to be told they are doing a good job in the bedroom โญ๏ธ this list is NOT in reference to animals






๐ค Dark Romance โ Morally Grey, Emotionally Ruined
Unhinged men, complicated power dynamics, and love that feels dangerous but irresistible. These stories are messy, intense, and emotionally consuming โ not for the faint-hearted, but impossible to stop reading. Enter only if you like your romance dark, addictive, and a little bit feral.






audiobook narrator spotlight: Teddy Hamilton
there is a sea of audiobook narrators and I know we all have our favorites. I'm starting a series of lists featuring both popular and underrated narrators. consider this the first of many.
let's kick things off with Teddy Hamilton. he does everything romance related, mm romance, shifter romance, alien romance, and more. I tried not to include audible exclusives so that anyone without access to audible can find something from this list.
as always, taking suggestions!!






a delicious and nutritious salty treat
swallow his kids, or whatever ๐คง spunk, seed, semen, nut, cum, load, jizz, cream, ejaculateโwhatever you call it, just ensure you swallow, dont spit. no further notes ๐คญ






Running for pleasure
Who knew cardio could be this much fun? ๐คญ These books include different levels of primal play scenes. Make sure to check your triggers!






If BookTok sneezed, it ended up on this listโฆ
Featuring morally gray men, unreliable narrators, emotional damage, dragons, serial killers, fake dating, enemies-to-lovers, and at least 47 books someone claimed โchanged their life.โ Proceed with caution.






He used WHAT?! And he put it WHERE?! ๐ฑ๐ช๐๐ค
Letโs put it this way, if this was ao3, it would be tagged inappropriate use of a knife (or gun) ๐ค Many of these have said accessories only used externally, while othersโฆ ๐๐ฑ
I havenโt read every single book on this list yet, so please correct me if I am wrong somewhere.
As always, book recs are always very welcum ๐ฆ๐