Recs if you like Promises and Pomegranates...

romance books with well endowed MCs and their partner/s thinks it wont fit. spoiler: will it fit? answer is in the title 🙇‍♀️

having a big dick is not always a great thing but we love it when the owner is self-aware and takes care of their partner/s 🫡

big appendage 🤝 small hole

Let’s put it this way, if this was ao3, it would be tagged inappropriate use of a knife (or gun) 🖤 Many of these have said accessories only used externally, while others… 👀😱

I haven’t read every single book on this list yet, so please correct me if I am wrong somewhere.

As always, book recs are always very welcum 💦😈

the ultimate guide to dark romance and plot twists (/secret guide to being freaky sl*ts in bed (and out of it🙂‍↔️) for hot men and women)

dark romance, thrillers, mystery, secret societ, military, plot twists, touch her and d!e, badass mmc and fmc

Titles that feature alliteration and we love to see it. Recommendations requested to round out this remarkably ridiculous recital.

do you remember The Wiggles song “Fruit Salad”? or maybe “I Like to Eat Apples and Bananas”? what about any song from Veggietales like “The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything”?

this list is freshly harvested and full of books with (specifically) fruits and veggies in the title or on the cover 🌶️🥭🍒🍋🫑🥕🍓🍑🥝🫐🍇🥒

some are more appropriate than others 😈

as always, please feel free to suggest any books I missed!

Dark romances that have morally grey MMCs and med to high spice levels. Some stories are darker than others, please check trigger warnings.

Open to suggestions, please comment

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if you’re good, you might even leave with a lollipop and a sticker for being brave 🤭

if you can eats it, it goes on the list

Please note that dark romance isn’t for everyone, and always make sure to check the trigger warnings beforehand ❤️ Your mental health matters!

includes complete series & standalone, which are all quite smutty!

Book Attic

I asked for Mafia recommendations for my first foray into dark romance and these were the suggestions

My fave books in the dark romance genre!

Dark Romance. Check Trigger Warnings ⚠️

books with any sort of food in the title 🍕🍟🍔🌭🥪🌮🫕🫔🥙🧆🥚

Love to listen to music while you read? These are for you.

Books with sugar, spice, and everything nice.

A list of books LarryReads has been sent. A lot of small indie authors. Lots of dark romance