Look, I’m good in bed, but bad at dating. It’s a bit of a problem, but not a hard one to solve. There should only be one hard thing when it comes to dating. Well, two if you’re me. So I hopped on a Dating App and let my fingers do the talking. Who could say no to this profile? Smart, fit, hot nerd veterinarian who’s bad at dating seeks fantastic man. Must like dogs, the outdoors, talking, cooking, kissing. But here’s what got me a ton of swipes. PS. I like oatmeal raisin cookies. This is the story of how that tiny truth changed my life.