JUSTICE FOR BODY HAIR
chest hair, the happy trail, armpit hair, and the ever elusive bush ๐ฅด this list is a compilation of smutty books with descriptions or mentions of body hair. because there is nothingggg NOTHING!!!! more primal and sexy than hairy people going at it ๐ if you have suggestions or if you've seen the mythical bush, pLEASE LET ME KNOW I'M ON MY KNEES!! i want to normalize body hair so bad ๐ฅบ will only list first in series to keep things in check! body hair types listed in the comments







smoochie on her coochie
hey google, play slumber party by ashnikko ๐ฝ๏ธ romance books with cunnilingus ๐ any and all positions welcome! bonus points if she is restrained or she is getting eaten out for the first time.
to all the MMCs, letโs hope you can find the clit to all the FMCs, i already know yโall ๐ถ๐๐
๐โโ๏ธ when in doubt, eat her out ๐โโ๏ธ







no consequence cream pies
listen, theres just something about breeding kink / cum play that makes me โจ feral โจ and especially romance books with NO pregnancyโyay for birth control!! more authors should include this in their books.
fill โem up โฝ๏ธ







this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word โmasturbationโ, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax โฐ๏ธ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
๐ซต ๐๐ ๐ป๐๐ธ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ป! ๐ซต ๐ gladly ๐







god forbid their fav accessory is a hand necklace
diamonds? never heard of her. these books feature all things hand(s) on neck romanceโchoking, breath play, asserting dominanceโall in the name of pleasure !
your neck ๐ค their hand(s)







the ๐๐๐ถ๐ is RAW
men raw dogging with no protection. the leads either consciously decide they want to have unprotected sex (bonus points if they tell each other they got tested and are clean), they dont have a condom available, or they ๐ป๐๐๐๐๐ to use one and realise after that they made an oopsie (ยฑ pregnancy). pretend STDs/STIs dont exist, ok? ๐โโ๏ธ







a delicious and nutritious salty treat
swallow his kids, or whatever ๐คง spunk, seed, semen, nut, cum, load, jizz, cream, ejaculateโwhatever you call it, just ensure you swallow, dont spit. no further notes ๐คญ






