this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word ‘masturbation’, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax ⛰️ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
🫵 𝑔𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻! 🫵 😇 gladly 😇
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Characteristics of a berserkir 🪓
Romances with Vikings, Barbarians, Berserkers and other warlords as the mmc.
Books where he maybe…invades her country, is a feared warlord in their armies, is given to him as a warprize, or she is put into an arranged marriage with him as part of a alliance or peace negotiations…or maybe he is a alien race that actually goes beserk when he’s angry 🤷♀️.
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Thanks, it’s the✨Trauma ✨
Books where the main character is going through it, (or has gone through it), and dammit they’re dealing with it as best they can. Romantasy, SFR mainly! But a few memoirs and litfic too. ❤️🩹 Always open to more suggestions ❤️🩹
*Check the TW/CW as some of these books are dark romances. If I’ve left a review, I will usually leave a comment w the info
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Sci-fi/alien romances 👏🏻👏🏻
Alien romances from Kindle Unlimited are the only thing guaranteed to get me out of a reading slump. All are 4-5 stars !
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