What’s your fantasy? One that you never told anyone?” he asks. Kevin and I have had five dates—and sex twice. He is big-hearted and big-boned, with a slightly ragged haircut and a laugh that reminds me of the luckdragon in The Neverending Story. I like him so much, even though he’s a total dweeb. I stare at the dirty text for one minute. Then two. My fantasy? I take a swig of wine. Should I cop out? Make a joke about a naughty nurse? Or do I risk being completely honest… If I tell him the truth, I think he would make it good. I know he’ll make it good. I take a deep breath—I’m all in. I text back, “Have you seen the movie Splash?” ~ Madame de Boudoir’s Filthy Fairytales are short erotic romance standalones, inspired by fairytales, mythology and pop culture.