"God fucking dammit, I'd gored another AA chairperson." Lex is having a bad week: her period is fast approaching, a Reba McEntire song is living in her head rent-free, and now she has to find a new AA group…across the country...because her monster accidentally murdered someone again. To make matters worse, the sexy guy from group—the one whose smooth-as-molasses voice she's been finger-blasting herself to for months—catches her cleaning up the mess. Then bats his eyelashes and offers to help? Midol's just not going to cut it... Teeth is a 10k-word horror comedy with a PMDD monster, a queer Black lead, explicit sexual content, and trans representation.