this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word ‘masturbation’, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax ⛰️ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
🫵 𝑔𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻! 🫵 😇 gladly 😇






the urge to touch grass, and other things
this list has romance titles featuring those that want to explore the beauty of nature while also getting railed against a tree, by a waterfall, in a tent ⛺️ there are no comfortable surfaces here, just becumming one with their outdoor surroundings 🍃
theres no time to waste, just stop, drop and bone 🙂↕️






romance books where he is *pierced*
whether for their partners pleasure or because they like the way it looks, have a metal detector handy.
no magnets allowed