this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word ‘masturbation’, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax ⛰️ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
🫵 𝑔𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻! 🫵 😇 gladly 😇






romance books where he is *pierced*
whether for their partners pleasure or because they like the way it looks, have a metal detector handy.
no magnets allowed






the urge to touch grass, and other things
this list has romance titles featuring those that want to explore the beauty of nature while also getting railed against a tree, by a waterfall, in a tent ⛺️ there are no comfortable surfaces here, just becumming one with their outdoor surroundings 🍃
theres no time to waste, just stop, drop and bone 🙂↕️