this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word ‘masturbation’, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax ⛰️ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
🫵 𝑔𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻! 🫵 😇 gladly 😇
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yes, chef, yes!
can I get some hands? yes, please, chef 😈
do you have a crush on Alton Brown on Cutthroat Kitchen or Ayo Edebri on The Bear? maybe you just really love making food or eating a really good meal? do you make sure to lick your plate clean and finish your meal? then this is the list for you!
hopefully the chefs in these books make your mouth water 🤤
to quote Hudson Williams: munch munch munch yum yum yum
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yes, chef
chefs, bakers, baristas, chocolatiers—unite! whether you’re a fan of sweet or savoury, these titles are bound to raise the heat in the kitchen (and the bedroom)
grab your Kiss The Chef apron and book a table with these MCs 💋 no idiot sandwiches allowed
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Sunshine x Sunshine
Romance books with main characters who are both rays of sunshine. No grumps allowed.
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