this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word ‘masturbation’, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax ⛰️ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
🫵 𝑔𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻! 🫵 😇 gladly 😇






Let's Go To Monster (Pound) Town!
Pack your bags (and prophylactics) for a titillating trip to a Monster Town™️ near you! These romance and erotica reads feature sprawling space colonies, cozy villages, and charming towns where humans, monsters, aliens, and other paranormal creatures coexist.
Recs include full interconnected series (my cap here is 3 books per series) as well as juicy standalones.
Spice levels vary, but majority of recs range from explicit open door to erotic filth. Open to recs!






Quality Monster Smut
Monster Smut that is more than just sex






Monster & Alien Romance
Started as a vampire girlie, somehow ended up in outer space. And wherever the monsters are.






Monster Romance
When monsters can do it better than men. (And aliens)






Aliens y libros raros✨️👽
Aliens si, romance con aliens💕👽, monstruos☠️ o cosas extrañas. Bienvenido, sientate, de verdad con esto o sales traumado o te ries. 😎✨️






Shirtless Man Covers
Nothin’ like some abs and a pair of pectorals. 😌The bonus is these books are actually fun reads!






Otherworldly romance
Off this world, alien romance, has space travel 🌌🪐🌠





