we found arousal in an inconvenient place
for when you need to juggle acting normal, giving in to your bodys reaction, and not giving yourself away π
getting a boner in a public space just at the thought of someone, unexpected sexy time at a restaurant, public remote play, getting aroused when you know its wrong, a brush of a hand or a butt and oops! im horny: all of these plus more!
the aim of the game is dont let anyone β¨knowβ¨






this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word βmasturbationβ, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax β°οΈ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
π«΅ ππ π»ππΈπ ππππππππ»! π«΅ π gladly π






youβre so πππ
splish, splash, splosh, this water is about to slosh π¦ shower, bath, pool, hot tub, ocean scenes where water is used as an aid for heat, buoyancy, assistance, π»ππΆπ (im looking at you ms carlton π¦), and just general β¨vibesβ¨
in these steamy titles, the water should make you clean but you end up dirtier than when you entered, and weβre here for it π
save water, shower together β»οΈ






Curvy Heroines in Romance Novels
Because Curvy girls get railed in carriages, too. These are the recs from our three curvy heroines episodes.






Romance Novels With Great Fat Rep
Romance novels with fat people living their lives, being hot, and not obsessing about their body size.






Himbos in Romance
We devoted an episode to these lovable dummies back in season six. These are our picks.





