we found arousal in an inconvenient place
for when you need to juggle acting normal, giving in to your bodys reaction, and not giving yourself away π
getting a boner in a public space just at the thought of someone, unexpected sexy time at a restaurant, public remote play, getting aroused when you know its wrong, a brush of a hand or a butt and oops! im horny: all of these plus more!
the aim of the game is dont let anyone β¨knowβ¨
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this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word βmasturbationβ, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax β°οΈ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
π«΅ ππ π»ππΈπ ππππππππ»! π«΅ π gladly π
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youβre so πππ
splish, splash, splosh, this water is about to slosh π¦ shower, bath, pool, hot tub, ocean scenes where water is used as an aid for heat, buoyancy, assistance, π»ππΆπ (im looking at you ms carlton π¦), and just general β¨vibesβ¨
in these steamy titles, the water should make you clean but you end up dirtier than when you entered, and weβre here for it π
save water, shower together β»οΈ
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Curvy Heroines in Romance Novels
Because Curvy girls get railed in carriages, too. These are the recs from our three curvy heroines episodes.
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Romance Novels With Great Fat Rep
Romance novels with fat people living their lives, being hot, and not obsessing about their body size.
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Himbos in Romance
We devoted an episode to these lovable dummies back in season six. These are our picks.
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